Ask the Sinners

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Sati: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.
Kayo: That's him, officer, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.

Gallerian: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!
Nemesis: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

Nemesis: Why is Nyoze so tall? I cannot achieve forehead kisses from down here, Nyoze.
Nyoze: If you get on my shoulders maybe, just maybe, we will reach the minimum needed for forehead kisses.

Karchess: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth Criminal!

Banica: *texting Carlos* Sometimes a clown is in our house. Sometimes not. It depends.
Carlos: I swear to god, if I come home to a clown in the house, I'm going to leave you.

Irina: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Sati: I am aware.
Irina: But then you and I had some time together.
Sati: Uh-huh!
Irina: It did not get better.

Gallerian, texting Nemesis: Answer your phone.
Nemesis, texting back: Gimme a minute, I can't find my phone.
Gallerian: Ok.
Gallerian, five minutes later: You're a terrible child. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Nemesis Sudou.

Ney: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Allen: Ney, I think we can all believe that I would do something this stupid.

Ney: Why do I keep you around?
Chartette: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

Hansel: *recording* Gretel said a broken pencil represents me.
Gretel: *doing her homework* Do you know why I said that?
Hansel: ...No? Why?
Gretel: It's because you're pointless.
Hansel: *begins crying*
Gretel: *gets up, hugs him* Oh, my god, no. I'm so sorry! I love you!

Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked?
Gardener: Like escaping from this place.
Waiter: Excuse me for a second, I'll be right back with a vegetarian menu.

Riliane: Where's Clarith?
Germaine: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Germaine, shouting: Michaela sucks!
Clarith, distantly: Michaela is the best person ever! How dare you!
Germaine: Found her.
Riliane: Wow.

Riliane: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Riliane: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Kiril: Irina, let me see what you have!
Irina, joyously, running past: A KNIFE!
Kiri, now running after his sister: NO!
Elluka, watching, concerned: Oh, my God, why does she have a knife?

Nyoze: Have you ever been arrested?
Nemesis: Yes.
Nyoze: I was going to say "because it should be illegal to be that cute," but now I'm curious.
Nemesis: Aggravated assault.

Nemesis: 5th grade me was too busy being angsty smh
Nemesis: That's definitely not true, I actually used to fight kids in the hallway

Kiril: *sobbing and putting up posters of Elluka that say "Have you seen this woman?"*
Irina: *happy* Is Elluka missing??
Kiril: No, I just think everyone should see her because she's beautiful.

Grave: Come on, Arte's your best friend.
Lilith: Arte is not my best friend.
Grave: Well then, who's your best friend?
Lilith:
Lilith: Oh, crap, how the hell did that happen?

Allen: Rili! Where's Riliane? Woah, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. BOOM, ROASTED!
Riliane:
Riliane: We're the same height, IDIOT-

Nyoze: How did Seth beat us here? We took the carpool lane.
Nemesis: Maybe he did, too.
Nyoze: But he's just one person?
Nemesis: Maybe he did it anyway.
Nyoze: But that's a $491 ticket!
Nemesis: This is why we have to stop him, he's out of control!