Llamas with hats

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From: @Kittykes: react to Llamas with hats, please.

Nemesis: Cool.

  Paul: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

  Margarita: Right off the bat, we have a very likely scenario.

  Allen: The fact that you're correct scares me.

Carl: Oh...hey...How did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

  Riliane: This is everyone when Nemesis comes home in a panic.

  Nemesis: I'm sorry, do you want to be considered accomplices to murder? I panic for good reasons!

  Riliane: Liar.

  Margarita: Liar.

  Gallerian: Killer!

  Nemesis: Oi, you son of a b-!

  Banica: No fighting.

  Kayo: *to herself* I swear I love these guys.

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

  Sati: We've all heard those words too many times. Mainly from Nemesis, but still.

  Nemesis: *pulls out paint-gun* That's it. You have five seconds.

  Riliane: Stop.

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do.

  *everyone loses it*

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well...I was upstairs...
Paul: Okay...
Carl: I was uh...I was sitting in my room...

  Allen: They're...llamas? What?

Paul: Yes?
Carl: reading a book...
Paul: Go on...
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in...
Paul: Okay...
Carl: So, I went up to him...
Paul: Yes...
Carl: And I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

  Nemesis: Thirty-seve...wow.

  Kayo: So, thirty-seven in the record. Got it.

  Banica: Huh-wha-no. No! Stop thinking!

(Silence.)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck
(silence)

  Sati: Again, a very likely conversation to happen.

  Allen: Nemi is going to kill y'all.

  Gallerian: Maybe this conversation will happen then.

Paul: What happened to his hands?

  Riliane: What the....?
Carl: What's that?
Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I kind of umm...cooked them up. And ate them.

  Riliane: Excuse me, WHAT THE F**K??!!

  Allen: Language!

  Riliane: Lucifenian, thank you.

  Allen: *he's lost it*

  Nemesis: *losing it*

(silence)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!
Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

  Margarita: *eyeing Banica* Another conversation that will probably be said in the future.

  Banica: Shuddup.

Paul: Caaaaaarl!
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Paul: Carl!

  Nemesis: *losing it even more*

Carl: That only hands would satisfy!
Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!

Riliane: o.0

  Banica: *also losing it*

  Kayo: I am concerned for everyone at this moment. There can't be a god for this animation to exist.

  Kestrel: *popping in* It's like a twelve-episode series. Good luck. Y'all aren't reacting to every episode, maybe just a few. Okay, bye. Oh, also, Vtuber Rap.

  Allen: *wide eyes* Wha-?

  Kestrel: Cool, bye.

  Riliane: Wait!

  Sati: Bye!

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