VOCALOID

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  (I'm using my own Vocaloid interpretations for this.)

   *random hissing portal sounds*

  *eight people get spit out*

  ??: Seriously? I did not ask for this.

  ???: *humming*

  ??: Well, I guess it's better than nothing.

  Allen: *walking out* Oh, hi.

  Allen: Wait, what the F**K?!

  ??: Hey, you look like me.

  ???: Len?

  ??: Rin.

  Allen: Umm....GUYS??!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

  *the newcomers look at one another*

  *the Sinners come racing into the living room. Nemesis has her gun. Kayo has her scissors*

  Banica: That's weird. Wait, I'm not on anything. This is wi~ld!!

  Nemesis: Hang on. *lowers her gun* Are y'all those....Vocaloids? You look like them.

  ?: I'm Gumi.

  ??: Len.

  ???: Rin.

  ????: Miku!

  ?????: Kaito.

  ??????: Meiko.

  ???????: Gackupo.

  ????????: Luka.

  Gumi: Well, this is interesting. Why are we here?

  Rin: Just to suffer?

  Luka: *inhales*

  Luka: *exhales*

  *awkward staring*

  Riliane: I have an idea. Why don't we get to know the Vocaloid that looks like us? Like, Rin, you and I can hang out. Len, you can go with Allen, and so on.

  Kayo: That's not a bad idea. I sorta like it.

  Gackupo: Gumi, why don't the four of us *gestures to the two for them and the respective Sinners* hang out together?

  Gumi: *groans* No, thanks. I'd rather talk to, uh, what's your name?

  Nemesis: My name is Nemesis.

  Gumi: .....yeah, okay.

  Gackupo: *f'ing crushed*

  Sati: What? You don't want to hang out with moi? Blasphemy.

  Banica: *reaches over and taps Sati's head* Shut up.

  Sati: *pouts*

~*~

  (Sati and Gackupo.)

  Sati: So, uh, you like Gumi?

  Gackupo: Yeah....but she's rejected me a couple of times now.

  Sati: Geesh, you need to get a life. You can't chase girls who reject you forever.

  Nemesis: *walking past the door, snacks in hand* That's rich, coming from you. You literally started a harem.

  Nemesis: *keeps walking*

  Sati: D-did she stop just to pick a fight with me?

  Gackupo: You don't like her?

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