Rin: *said/did something stupid*
Clarith: ...
Rin: Oh no....
Clarith: ...
Rin: Don't look me with that 'neutral face of disappointment,' again!
Michaela: I'm going to run an errand, you joining?
Clarith: No.
Michaela: Then I'll be back soon, no worries.
Clarith: *realizing something* On second thought, I'll be joining you! (The town full of innocence people didn't deserve to deal with a wild Michaela freely roaming around).
Riliane: Sometimes, an introvert and an extrovert will fight over an ambivert.
Michaela: Ambiverts, as a species, find this amusing.
*cut to Clarith and Allen fighting over who gets to hang out with Riliane*
Carlos: *Screams*
Banica: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Arte: Should we do something?
Pollo: No, I want to see who wins.
Ney: Riliane isn't answering her phone.
Allen: I'll call.
Ney: Chartette and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Riliane: Hello?
*Ney is cooking*
Riliane: Any chance that's for me?
Ney: It's for Chartette. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Allen: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Allen, talking to Riliane on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Riliane: You bet!
Allen: At what temperature?
Riliane: 535.
Allen: That's the clock.
Riliane:
Allen:
Riliane: 536!
Chartette: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Ney, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Chartette:
Chartette: fsh
Allen: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Ney's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...
Nemesis: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Michelle: Isn't that just killing people?
Nemesis: Ah, technicality.
Nemesis: God, give me patience.
Michelle: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Nemesis: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Nemesis: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Michelle: *out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKIN' STAIRS.
Nemesis: I'm 10 times funnier and s*xier than you.
Michelle: 10 times 0 is still 0, though.
Nemesis: Jokes on you, I can't do math.
Nemesis: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Michelle: Nemesis, that's a coma.
Nemesis: *dead tired* Sounds festive.
Margarita: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Margarita: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Lemy: You think I really give a f**k? I can't even READ.
Lemy: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my f**ks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Lemy: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Julia: Who the f**k added me to a f**king group chat?
Mayrana: >:O language
Margarita: Yeah watch your f**king language
Lemy: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MARGARITA THE F**K WORD?
Elluka: 'The f**k word'.
Gumillia: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Margarita: Oh my god, she censored it
Elluka: Say f**k, Gumillia.
Margarita: Do it, Gumillia. Say f**k.
Nyoze, trying to ask Nemesis out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Gammon: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Gammon: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Nemesis: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean, and Nyoze isn't.
Gammon, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Nemesis: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Gammon: Orange soda, please!
Nemesis: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Nyoze: Me too, strawberry soda.
Gammon:
Gammon: *closes his eyes and tries to not cry*
*The squad is having dinner together*
Waiter: Gammon, can you pass the salt?
Gammon: *throws Arte across the table*
Waiter: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Gammon: Wasn't Arte with you?
Arte: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Waiter: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Gammon: You're a hazard to society
Arte: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Lilith: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Gammon: Lilith, no.
Arte: Mistlefoe.
Gammon: Please stop encouraging her.
Lilith: Hey, Gammon,
Gammon: Yes?
Lilith: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Gammon:
Gammon: Where's Arte?
Lilith, holding a python: So, guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Gammon: You did WHAT–
Arte: William Snakepeare, duh.
Margarita: Yeah, elementary schools in Toragay teach from grades one to five.
Kayo: What about three and four?
Banica: What?
Allen: *groans* No one here has the brain cell.
Margarita while having not slept in days: Meese.
Kayo, who has had to deal with her for the past few days: Shut the f**k up, and go to sleep.
Prim: Let me see what you have.
Ney: A knife!
Kyle: NO!
Ma: *breathes*
Everyone at the Theatre: Shut the ffff**kkkkk uuuupppppp~~~~!!
Nyoze: What time is it?
Nemesis: Hang on, let me see.
Nemesis: *high pitched demon screech*
Gallerian: WHO THE F**K IS SCREAMING AT THREE A.M?!
Nemesis: It is three A.M!
Nyoze: *sighs*
Waiter: *concerned* You know you shouldn't use plastic straws for that, right?
Arte: Yeah, yeah, it's bad for life, huh?
Waiter: .......
Waiter: No, it's just weird to use them for brownies.
Arte: *slurps brownie juice through a straw*
2AM
THUD!
THUMP!
Lemy: Hey
Lemy: Look outside your window
Rin-Chan: What? Why are you outside my house?
Lemy: Surprise!
Lemy: Merry Christmas!
Rin-Chan: *groans and rolls back onto her bed*
Lemy: Wait, you're not gonna let me in? Rinny?
Rin-Chan: *turns her phone off*
Lemy: *laughs nervously* Well....sh**.
Sati: Hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage!
Michelle: I dunno what I'm doing, but FIRE!
Allen: Oh, that's right. Nemesis called me earlier. I should probably see what that was about.
Nemesis: THERE'S A FIRE OUTSIDE.
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
