Arte: Do you see my soul? Do you see my soul floating away, Lilith? You shouldn't, 'cause I don't have one, but if I did, it'd be gone by now.
Sati: You can't rush perfection.
Nemesis: I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you.
Meta, driving Hansel and Gretel: So how was your day?
Hansel: We almost got surprise adopted!
Meta: What?
Gretel: We almost got kidnapped.
Meta: Oh, okay.
Meta, slamming on the brakes: WHAT?!
The guard from Lunacy, drunk and crying: I just want Duke Venomania to be happy. His mother died, and his father treated him horribly.
Mariam: You didn't adopt him.
Leonhart: Yes, I did. Here are the papers.
Elluka: It's a drawing Allen made for you when he was a child.
Leonhart: That's when I decided he was my son.
Ly: What the f**k is wrong with you?!
Milky: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning.'
Ly: Good morning. What the f**k is wrong with you?!
Clarith: And what do we say when we feel worthless?
Riliane: Should've died alongside Allen?
Clarith: No.
*Nemesis and Michelle sitting in jail*
Nemesis: So who should we call?
Michelle: I'd call Dad, but I feel safer in jail.
Kayo: Do you take constructive criticism?
Gallerian: I only take cash or credit.
Behemo: So, what is it like to be God's problematic child?
Levia: Well.. How does your generation say it?
Levia: Oh, I got it!
Behemo: ......
Levia: It's a vibe.
Ly: What do you think Irina will do for a distraction?
Milky: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Elluka: ... Or she could do that.
Nemesis after doing anything: God, help my soul. I mean, if I had one.
Ma: So, what are your thoughts on that "Daughter of Evil" novel I lent you?
Gallerian: I thought it was quite good. Did all that stuff really happen?
Ma: Yes. I give you my assurance.
Gallerian: Personally, I have a hard time believing it. It seems quite far-fetched.
Ma: B***H, I LIVED THROUGH IT, OF COURSE IT'S F**KING TRUE!!
Irina: Before you say I am stoling your body, let me explain to you a thing.
Margarita: *sleepily* Destroy the bread.
Miss Julia: ?
Margarita: What do frogs look like?
Nemesis, who has no clue what's going on: Gremlin frogs.
Gretel after getting a 58 on her science test: Oh no, anyways.
Allen: *watching a video*
The video: *mentions Lucifenia and wooden structures*
Allen: Okay, Imma stop you right there.
Michelle: I don't remember what Chewbacca looks like.
Michaela: Mrs. Freezis doesn't seem to like me very much. Is it because we're dating?
Clarith: *trying to figure out how to explain that it's because Michaela accidentally hit Kyle in the face*
Clarith: I...uh....
Lemy: Miss Julia said that if I don't pass this test, she won't let me get my tetanus shot this year.
Ney: .....that's kinda weird. What are you gonna do?
Lemy: F**king study, I guess.
SCaP novel: *sh** happens*
Allen: Who do I hear a horse and boss music?
*walking back to the car from a gas station*
Riliane: There is a random barbecue sauce packet on the sidewalk.
Nemesis: *bending down to grab it* Well. It's free!
Riliane: Nemi, nO!
Nemesis: To everyone out there, I don't care. Goodbye.
Banica: Daily reminder that that even MOTHY himself has no idea why Gally-dear has fans.
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
