From: @Kittykes: Today, you are gathered here to witness the thing that is HoloLiveEN. Good luck.
Allen: Yo, I'm scared.
Banica: If I'm telling the truth, so am I.
Riliane: Since this is EN, I can tell you who everyone is.
Riliane: Ina is a priestess for some Elderitch Gods; Amelia is a British Gremlin/detective; Calli is the apprentice to the Grim Reaper; Gura is an Atlantean; Kiara is a phoenix. That's Myth.
Allen: I get the feeling there's more.
Margarita, who watches the streams since she's awake: Oh, there is.
Riliane: Council has Kronii, the Time Warden; Fauna, who is basically Mother Nature; Baelz, who is Chaos; Sana, and she's space; and last we have.... *pauses* Mumei! She's baby!
Allen: ??
Margarita: She's Civilization.
Allen: Oh, got it.
Nemesis: Onto the ask. This can't be good. No, there's a video.
Kayo: *clicking on the video* This should be good.
(The first video is the clip from when Mumei found Kronii's MC house*
Kronii: If you find my house, I will be shocked.
*a few seconds later*
Mumei: I am going to *destroy* your property!
Mumei: I found your house!
Kronii: You found my house? No, that can't be it.
Mumei: Is it because I'm smart?
*the adults begin laughing*
Banica: Oh, oh, dear!
Kronii: *shocked* No, that can't be it!
Kayo: *dying*
Kronii: How did you find my house?
Mumei: It was...it was even easier this time!
*she runs into the room where Kronii is*
Kronii: *runs out*
Nemesis: There she goes.
Mumei: *follows her*
Kronii: You destroyed my house?
Allen: I mean, she kinda did.
Mumei: No? I removed two thi-two things of dirt! It was like that when I found it!
Riliane: "Two things of dirt." This girl needs to be a comedian.
*Kronii.EXE has stopped working*
Mumei: Chat, how was this harder? Wait, no, how was this easier?
Kronii: You're fired!
Mumei: Wait! I've alerted you to your lack of home security!
Kronii: Oh, yeah. We need people like that. Uh, ok, you're, you're rehired!
*Gura fell from a high place*
Everyone: *lost it*
Mumei: Hey, Kronii?
Kronii: Hmm, yeah?
Mumei: I-I'm reaching my limit.
Kronii: Wha??!!
Sati: She's my new favorite.
Nemesis: She probably just means something with the game, that's all.
Sati: *shaking his head* Oh, you poor thing.
Allen: Ok, the next video is Off With Their Heads, by Mori Calliope.
Banica: I hear Arte sing that all the time. It's quite good.
"Deadbeats swinging now, ( KKYYYAAAHH), grab the scythe and show them how."
Riliane: Oh, my god. Someone squealed. Wait, I think it was Kiara.
Nemesis: You said she was the phoenix.
Riliane: Yeah.
Kayo: She looks like me.
Gallerian: ......you're right. That is terrifying.
"So guess the f**k what, ladies and gents. I'd gladly live inside your head, but who the f**k pays my rent?"
Nemesis: I like this.
Margarita: Same.
"So what you gonna do about it, sucker? 'Cause while all the sayers at the same sh**, the doers fight each other."
Banica: Da*n. She's good at singing.
Riliane: Most of EN is pretty good. Amelia is.....spirited. Granted, I've only ever heard her sing in her New Year's stream, so take my words with a grain of salt.
"Are you a slave? An entertainer till the fun dies? I hope you're ready to be swinging till the sunrise."
Nemesis: So, this song is basically her saying that she made her own fame. That HoloLive didn't make it for her.
Riliane: Yep. Which is weird, because she did make her own fame.
Allen: Next clip.
Riliane: A New Start, by adorable birb, Mumei. I love that song so freaking much.
"Ages ago like pages of fairy tales, every pain, self contained, written by memory."
*no actions, just vibin'*
Banica: That was pretty cute.
Gallerian: She sounded like a Disney Princess.
Riliane: She's too Elderitch to be one, but yeah.
Nemesis: I'm not gonna ask.
Allen: This clip is HoloID's Veta getting stream-sniped by a bunch of a**holes. That's not the title, but that's what I'm calling it.
Sati: It's can't be that bad.
Zeta: *looks up*
*a literal sea of people descending on her*
Sati: Oh.....sh**.
Margarita: *breaks down laughing*
Zeta: I don't want to play anymore.
Chat: "Hide the stream."
Zeta: You can't see where I land now. You can't see where I land.
Kayo: That looked awful. I can't imagine how annoying that would be.
Allen: I've played Apex before, and something similar happened to me. It was way less people, though. But yeah, people like that are no fun.
Nemesis: I was one of those people.
Everyone: ??
Nemesis: To you, Allen. I made it my mission to literally hunt you down in Apex. It was fun to hear you scream.
Allen: ..........thanks.
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