Ask the Sinners

Sati plays Little Nightmares

Sati kinda playing Little Nightmares

(Waking up)
  Sati: Ok, I am a small child. Or a very small adult.
  *running*
  Sati: AH, OH, GOD! THERE ARE TINY THINGS! THEY MIGHT KILL ME! AH, NO!
  Nemesis: *off-camera* They're harmless! You can hug 'em!
  Sati: *flips her off*

  (Shoe monster)
Sati: I did not pay for this trauma! I paid for fun!
Nemesis: *d e a d*
Sati: *just pure terror and screaming*
*dies*
Sati: AAAHHH!! NNNOOO!!

(The Janitor is chasing Six x1)
  Sati: *s c r e a m*
Sati: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh, god! OH, GOD!
Sati: *s c r e a m s even more*
Sati: *p a n i c*
Nemesis: *laughing her a** off off-camera*

  (Janitor chase scene x2)
  Sati: I wish to kill this man.
  Nemesis: Pre- *laughing* Pretend he's Karchess!
  Sati: I will!
  *pulling the metal*
  Sati: Come on, come on. You can do it.
  *first time down*
  Sati: Again.
  Nemesis: Frankly, I don't think she has the power to do it again.
  Sati: Shut up.
  *Janitor dies*
  Sati: YES! LET'S GO, BOYS!
  Nemesis: I am literally right here.
  Sati: F*** you.

(Rat time)
Sati: Sh**, I'm hungry.
Nemesis: I'll get something. Let me know what you want.
Sati: Not me, the child. The child is hungry.
Nemesis: *pointing* There's a rat.
Sati: I will not eat the rat. Oh, sh**, I can't jump. F**k, f**k this.
Nemesis: I have no words.
Six: *eats the rat*
Sati: Ew, gross.

(Kitchen time)

  Sati: Oh, god. That thing is ugly~~!!
  Nemesis: It looks like a chef. I think that's what it is.
  Sati: Look, you can either sit there and distract me, or you can shut up. Take your pick.
  Nemesis: I'll....I'll sit here and *distract* you.
  Sati: Shut up.
Nemesis: Never.
Sati: *speechless*
*sneaks past*
Sati: I need a key. Oh, a shelf.
*Six climbs the shelf; knocks over the stuff*
Nemesis: You're loud.
Sati: Be quiet, Miss Sniper.
Nemesis: ........no.

(In the bedroom)
Sati: *knocks over the teapot* AH! NO!
Nemesis: Chill.
*crouching next to the stand*
Chef 2: *walks out*
Chef 2: *weird noise*
Sati: *runs* AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Nemesis: *coming into frame* This man is weak.
Six: *dies*
Sati: *demon screech*

(Take two)
Six: *makes it under the bed safely*
Sati: *hyperventilating*
Nemesis: Let me take over.
Sati: No.

(Insert the rest of the chapter here)

(The Chefs' chase scene)
Sati: *s c r e e c h*
Nemesis: Run straight. Slide. Keep going. Get onto the box. Wait, no, don't jump over! NO!
Six: *flings herself off the Maw*
Sati: *p a n i c*
Nemesis: Try again.
*he eventually makes it past that scene*

(Guest area)
Sati: Well, hello there, pretty lady.
Nemesis: We are not sure if that's a lady. Remember, you thought Karchess was a woman.
Sati: F**k off, Nemi.
Nemesis: You can go f**k yourself, old man.
Sati: Maybe I will~~!!
Nemesis: .....gross.

(Jumping on the lights*
Six: *dies x10*
Nemesis: Wow, you are bad at this.
Sati: I'd like to see you try.
Nemesis: *takes the controls* Ok, I will.
Sati: Wait, Nemi, no.

(Guest table scene)
Sati: Imma drag this over here, hop up, and run.
Nemesis: That might not work.
*it works*
Nemesis: .......screw you, game.
Six: *misses the jump*
*ear-shattering scream from Sati*
Nemesis: I'll do it.
*it actually works*

(Chase scene 1)
Sati: I can do this! I did it!
Nemesis: *clapping sarcastically* Yay. You didn't commit the murder of a small child. Whoo.
Sati: I will murder you.
Nemesis: You love me.
Sati: I love Gumina. Not you.
Nemesis: Nice.

(The Lady comes back)
Sati: She's pretty. I want to *censored to keep this book semi-safe*
Nemesis: ...........
Nemesis: ...........
Nemesis: *pulls out gun* That's it. I'm going to kill you now.
Sati: WAIT! NO!

(Chase scene ensues)

(Back to the game)

(In the Lady's room)
Nemesis: *turns volume up* That's pretty. She sounds like Banica or Kayo.
Sati: *totally not thinking of Lukana or Maylis* Mmm, definitely.
Nemesis: Well, we have to *kill* her and run.
Sati: Stop being an assassin for two seconds, please and thank you.
Nemesis: Ok.

(Mirror time)
Sati: HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST, BECAUSE I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME!!!!!!
Nemesis: Probably Six times. That's a common theme in this game.
The Lady: *dies*
Six: *becomes a little sh** and eats her*
Nemesis: Cool, she's dead.
Sati: NNNNNOOOOOO, THE PRETTY LADY!!!!!!!!
Nemesis: *knocks him out*
Nemesis: *looking to the camera* Don't tell anyone what I did.

(Game ends)
Sati: Huh? What happened?
Nemesis: Dude, you beat the game and blacked out. I had to sit through the credits by myself. That was lame.
Sati: Sorry.
Nemesis: It's ok. I just played on my phone.
Sati: Wait a minute, I don't remember the endi-
Nemesis: Peace out. Bye.

  Total number of deaths in all: 26. (I just didn't write every one out.)

Total time: 3 hours and 31 minutes.

~*~

Mini talk time. My dad and I wanted to see how long it would take us to beat the game individually. The first time, it took me 1 hour and 18 minutes. For my dad, it took him 1 hour and 31 minutes.

As for the second time, it took me 1 hour and 1 minute. I am proud of myself.