Margarita: *wearing what is basically stripper shoes*
*the sole on one shoe breaks*
Nemesis: What the....?
*the sole on the other shoe breaks*
*a gummy bear falls out*
Margarita: Huh?
Both girls: *begin laughing*
(Playing Crab Game)
Riliane, fed up with dying: *sweetly* I will murder this entire f**king household, I swear to f**king god.
Nemesis: *cackles*
Sati: I just came out of undeafen to hear "I will murder this entire household."
Allen: Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boy.
Nemesis: So, demons, if you wanna scratch me up, make me bleed, or kill me, go for it.
Seth: *gives Nemesis a snack*
Nemesis: Thanks, dad.
Allen: Did you just call Seth "Dad"?
Nemesis: What? No. I said, "Thanks, man."
Seth: Do you see me as a father figure, Nemesis?
Nemesis: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me!
Allen: Hey, show your dad some respect.
(In art class)
The teacher: Now that we have your shades of gray-
Nemesis: *whisper* But there aren't fifty.
Margarita: HA!
Margarita: I will Rickroll this entire f**king class, don't try me.
Banica: *walking up to one of the twins* Oh, are you my little Princess?
That twin: Yeah!
Banica: *mentally punts him into wall* Oh, never mind. It's Allen.
Gammon anytime something happens at the theatre: *long WHEEZE*
Elluka: I don't have a favorite apprentice.
(Elluka lied as naturally as she breathed)
Leonhart: *entering a room* Good morning.
Mariam: Good morning.
Ney: Uh, you all sound so boring. Spice it up a bit.
Elluka: *kicks door open* MORNING, MOTHERF**KERS!
Ney: *claps*
Chartette: Put that candy down.
Riliane: *throws it at her head*
Chartette: Try me, b***h!
Ney: Allen is so annoying.
Allen: I heard you were talking sh** about me.
Ney: WHAT THE F**K?!
Riliane: What's an egg substitute?
Clarith: It's something you can use in the place of an egg.
Riliane: I'm not that dumb.
Allen, after getting Crew Mate again: Ah, I'm such a good boy! I'm tired of being a good boy. I just want to kill some people!
Allen, after getting Impostor once, then losing: I've been such a good boy, then this happens. But I suppose I shall remain a good boy again.
Riliane: *gets some character development*
Rin: *adds on to it*
Lilith: *throws it out the window at 100MPH*
Seth: How the F**K.....ARE YOU EVIL?!
Seth: I threw you in the river specifically because you were a failure.
Smug Irina: You know what they say.
Smug Irina X2: You can't have Malice.... without Alice!
Seth: .....
Irina: Eh? Get it?
Seth: That's it.
Seth: Back in the river you go!
(Dragging Irina to the river by her ponytail)
Seth: Would you stop moving?!
Irina: I'm sorry! It was just a joke!
Seth: This will just teach me-
Irina: Please, Seth-
Seth: To do the f**king job myself.
Irina: I don't want to live in a house down by the river!
Five seconds later
Irina: *high pitched scream*
Nemesis: *pulling her suitcase out of her closer* Why is this so heavy? I know it's not a body, so why it is heavy?
Riliane: How'd you break your arm? Wrong answers only.
Ney: By slapping the Mothman's juicy, metal a** so hard it shattered.
Riliane: *terrified* I said wrong answers only. This isn't confession. Go see Clarith for that.
Kyle: There's only ever one reason to tint your windows.
Ney: Murder.
Irina: She died of natural causes!
Seth: You pushed her off a cliff.
Irina: Gravity is natural.
Seth: *angry* LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SH**!
Kayo: *doing adult things like paperwork*
Margarita: *practically flies out of her room*
Kayo: Are you okay?
Margarita: I FORGOT TO WATER THE ROSES!
Elluka: If only you were more like Allen.....
Lemy: I am literally bleeding out. Could you not right now, Magician?!
(Warning: Behemo is a little sh**)
Levia: Quickly, darling! Put Elluk-I mean my body in the machine!
Behemo: YEAH, DARLING! JAM IT IN THERE! STUFF IT IN! JUST DRIVE IT RIGHT ON IN THE-
Levia: BEHEMO, SHUT THE F**K UP!
Nemesis: Stop complaining. My brand's complaining, b***h.
Nemesis: OMG MY SECOND MONITOR FLASHED A WHITE LIGHT RANDOMLY IT FREAKING FREAKED THE SH** OUT OF ME HELP
Gretel: We just wanted to say hi b***h
Nemesis: b***h go home
Hansel: just cause you said that we're gonna stay
Nemesis: Oh, my god. It's f**king Riliane, isn't it?
Riliane: *runs ahead*
Nemesis: Oh, never mind.
Nemesis: *laughs* I'm so scared.
Kayo: *runs by, kills her*
Nemesis: F**KING KAYO SUDOU! F**KING B***H! F**king b***h! Yes, that's you! F**king Kayo! Envy Sinner! F**k you, b***h! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILL YOU F**KING FELLOW SINNERS! B***h, I know where you live! B***H!
Nemesis: I'm f**king normie all the time. Hello? I just want to murder somebody.
Nemesis: F**king Banica. Banica cannot lie for sh**. She's just f**king loud as f**k.
Margarita: Yeah, but she's persuading people with her loudness if that makes sense.
Nemesis: So loud, because we can't hear anything else except for BANICA!
Ayn: *ghosting hunting with friends while on camera: I'm doing this because a fortune teller told me I'd die on camera, and honestly, it seemed like she needed a win.
Seth: Look, I might be evil, but I have standards.
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
