Nemesis: If you kill someone who's in the bath, does that qualify as a bloodbath?
Gammon: I'm pretty sure I told you to never call me at 3AM ever again.
Nemesis: I want to age awkwardly and clumsily. I want to trip and fall through time, and then canon ball into my casket. And then I want my casket sent through a Wipeout Course.
Riliane: Come, kneel to me!
Banica: *breaks down door* FBI, OPEN UP!
Allen: Hello, spirits. We heard that you might reside here, and we wanted to try contacting you.
Chartette: We have this spirit board, so you can talk to us, yannow.
Allen: Could you please spell your name?
*nothing*
Germaine: *leans forward* Can you spell ICUP?
Allen: Germaine, that isn't going to wo-
The planchette: *begins moving to I*
Arte: Is that a planet?
Pollo: Should we crash into it?
Seth, Ron, Carlos, Lich, and Eater: NO!
Carlos: I told Banica that I wanted to spice up our relationship, and she poured paprika on me. Should I be concerned?
Arte and Pollo: *wide-eyed, nodding*
Banica: What happened to Gretel?
Pollo: She lost her mind.
Banica: *nodding* Mood.
Adam: *gestures to Seth* This B***h.
Elluka: *points to Irina* This B***h.
Waiter: *throws water on Gammon* Also This B***h.
Behemo: F**K IT!
Behemo: *dies*
Behemo: I bought a new dress. Do you think she'll like it?
Levia: It doesn't matter what it looks like. You're the one who's wearing it.
Ney: X Files is basically Scully being a teenaged babysitter, who gets ten dollars an hour, doing her best to keep a five year old Mulder from either sticking a fork into an electrical outlet or running into a busy street while his single dad, Skinner, goes on a date for the first time in a very long four years.
Arte: *kick-stomps G off graveyard sign* Now we can get this party started!
Nemesis: You know, I don't expect anything from you, and I'm still disappointed when that's what I get.
Gallerian: Pity.
Allen: *throwing a stuffed bee at Riliane*
Riliane: *catching it* You just lost all bee privileges.
Classmate: I'm trying to not seem like a total edgelord with this drawing, you know?
Gretel: *currently drawing a girl who's drowning* Yeah, totally.
Elluka: You've manipulated him into killing!
Julia: *offended* I did not! Lemy, tell Miss Magician here the truth.
Lemy: *playing with toys* I wanna kill people.
Michaela: I'm lesbian.
Kyle: I thought you were an Elphe.
Sati: Have you seen my dog?
IR: *backing towards her car*
Sati: He's an Elkhound!
IR: *moving faster*
Sati: His name's Heinrich!
IR: *starting the car*
Sati: I use him to hunt moose.
Allen: What does the fox say?
Sati, Nemesis: SCULLY!
Nyoze: What are you doing?
Nemesis: What sledgehammers were out on Held's great land to do.
Gammon: That doesn't answer his question.
Gretel: So I sorta cheated on a science exam and got the highest grade in class.
Gretel: What do I do now?
Gammon: *going into Nyoze's room, recording* Wake up, sleepyhead!
Nyoze: *groans, rolls over*
Nemesis: *gets up*
Gammon: *shocked scream, runs*
Nemesis: Uh, Gammon, I'm a wanted girl.
Gammon: Impossible. You weren't even a wanted child.
Nemesis: *loads gun*
Kaspar: *calls Margarita a doll*
Margarita: *kills him*
Kaspar: *while dying* Should not have said that. I should not have said that.
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
