Yukina: Daddy, Kyle was found dead today.
Keel: *washing his hands off * Oh, you don't say?
Ney: I don't fear anyone. But that girl....
*points to Chartette fighting against Germaine*
Ney: Yeah, she scares the sh** out of me.
Seth: Every so often, I think to myself that humanity was a mistake.
Seth: *looks over to where the Sinners are fighting about dishes* And I'm very right.
Gumillia: *recording* You see, Miss Levia is quite polite to those she likes.
*camera pans to where Levia is hitting Behemo*
Levia: TWILIGHT IS NOT LITERATURE!
Behemo: *crying and laughing*
Michaela: *scared*
Margarita: You ever think about what you would do if you could control your own gravity?
Sati: Honey, dear, go back to sleep.
Margarita: Would you ever wanna play spicy UNO with someone you don't like?
Sati: *terrified for his life*
Banica: Gretel, your hands are really small.
Gretel: I know! Imagine the Pringles cans these can fit into!
Riliane: Mandatory feel good thingie of the day: If you are 5'3 or under, you're short. If you're 5'4-5'5, you're average. And if you're 5'6 and up, you're tall.
Riliane: Heck, if you're over 4'11, you're tall. You're welcome.
Allen: So, I'm short?
Riliane: Yes.
Michelle: I drew this!
Gallerian: It's beautiful!
Nemesis: It looks like a Tellatubby, though.
Michelle: *drawing* It looks like he's in a trash bag.
Nemesis: Then put him in one.
Nemesis: He's in a trash bag. No one knows what happened to him.
Michelle: ......
Nemesis: They sell tridents at Academy!
Gammon: *flips himself around and out of his chair* WHAT??!!
Gallerian: WHO DID THAT?
Nemesis: My hand slipped!
Kayo: Sati has a stomachache from drinking something.
Sati: *on the couch* It was Zevia.
Nemesis: You shouldn't have taken my Zevia, and then maybe you wouldn't have a stomach demon.
Sati: I'm sorry, I like Zevia.
Nemesis: Well, it's your stomach demon, and it was my Zevia.
Riliane: You have a stomach demon?
Sati: Its name is Carl.
Allen: *confused* You named it?
Sati: *wide-eyed* Should I not have?
Allen: Ney, where is my food?
Allen: *accidentally kicks chair* I'm sorry.
Allen: Ney, my food. What did you do?
Ney: *actively eating his food* I didn't do anything?
Nemesis: I don't know what tarot cards are.
Michelle: *X-Files theme*
Kayo: I will cut your jugular and watch it go SPLERT!
Banica: Kayo! No, that is rude! Apologize to Gallerian!
Gumillia: *texting* Don't come home later.
Michaela: What? Why? I live there, too.
Gumillia: Elluka just walked into with a bag of five hour energy drinks. She's pouring two of them into the blender now.
Michaela: Yikes.
Michaela: I'm staying with Clarith.
Arte: WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR TWO DECADES! YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT BABY FOR TWO DAYS, AND YOU STILL ATE US!
Banica: I'M SORRY! STOP YELLING AT ME!
Pollo: Haha, butterflies.
Carlos: *sweat-dropping*
Platonic, who just walked in* Imma leave.
Carlos: Why is Platonic staring at the wall?
Banica: She stole stuff again.
Carlos: Agai-
Platonica: I stole 87 sporks.
Carlos: How in the....what?
Arte: She meant to steal ten.
Pollo: But she took too many sporks.
Nemesis: "Trigger warnings: blood, violence, gore, death, murder, attempted murder, grief, human sacrifice, self-harm, abuse."
Nemesis: Eh, sounds okay.
Michelle: *playing Animal Crossing* Ah! I can't believe I sold off one of my fish!
Nemesis: *on voice-chat* I was sold off.
Michelle: I wanted to show it to you! No!
*At a bookstore*
Nemesis: Let's not go to the YA section. It's too sad.
Gallerian: Elaborate, please.
Allen: Here's a book, Nems. She has your name.
Nemesis: *begins flipping through it* Nope. Definitely not this one.
Allen: Let me see.
Allen: *reads it*
Allen: You're not okay with this? You've shot people.
Nemesis: There's a line.
Allen: HOW DOES THIS CROSS IT?!
Nemesis: IT JUST DOES!
Banica: Rili, I got a surprise for you!
Riliane: Huh? Ooh, cherries, thanks!
Margarita: Those look good. I'll eat some.
Riliane: Who asked you?
Gumillia: Aight, I'm headed back out. Gallerian, you're in charge.
Gallerian: Thank you.
Gumillia: *whispering* Kayo, you're actually in charge.
Kayo: Obviously.
Gallerian: *makes all the Sinners scatter*
Gumillia: *blinking*
Seth: Are you alright?
Gumillia: *sad, desperate laughter* No. Why would you think that?
Sickle: *grabs Allen's Black Box*
Sickle: *begins shaking it*
Sickle: *opens it*
Sickle: *dumps Allen out like a cat*
Allen: Please. Stop.
Banica: Arte, would you make me something?
Arte: Okay, sure!
Lemy: *bleeding out*
*some time later*
Arte: I was gone for a few minutes! What did I miss?
Banica: *watching Ney*
Pollo: *runs headfirst into a wall*
Banica: Arte, don't do anything crazy.
*five minutes later*
Prim: *dead*
Banica: Arte, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! WHY?!
Look, I don't like begging, but I do not more requests for this, and for Ask Waiter. It's been silent for far too long. I know I still a request for AW, and I'm working on it. But it's just too quiet.
I also have several surprise one-shots. Y'all just need to be semi-patient.
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
