Nemesis: .....You're right.
Gallerian: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Banica: Carlos has delicious chapstick
Kayo: Wait, you two kissed?
Carlos: No, this ***hole just ate my chapstick
Nemesis: Maybe... I was wrong about you. You're not greedy...
Gallerian: *hugs her*
Nemesis: ...You're batsh** insane!
*after doing something dangerously stupid together*
Lemy: Ya know, I tend to do stupid things when I'm with someone I like.
Rin-Chan: But you're always doing dumb things?Lemy: Yeah, don't dwell on it too much.
Behemo: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, I think that'd be a neat noise.
Levia: I'd beg to differ.
Behemo: Then beg.
Ma: Come on, Gallerian, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that.
Gallerian: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.
Nemesis: I wrote a song for you all.
Nemesis: It's called my life.
Nemesis: Wanna hear it?
Nemesis: *strums a chord*
Nemesis: *SCREAMS*
Gallerian: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of a resturant and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived in Elphegort so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Bruno: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Elluka: It's funny, isn't it? The big regrets in life that people keep to themselves.
Gumillia: I don't know. I tell people about you.
Elluka: We are looking for the vessels of sin and we leave when we want to leave.
Gumillia: Thank you for your time.
Elluka: ...She wants to leave.
"If I had an euro every time an Evillious Chronicles Gumi had the alias "Eight Sniper" I would have two euros, which isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice."
Michaela: You know that feeling when you feel your clothes fresh from the oven? It's great!
Michaela: ...Okay, I realized I said oven instead of dishwasher, but I kinda forgot what it was called and used the next best thing I could think of.
Lich: I think you mean a washing machine?
Gumillia: I'm pretty sure it's a dryer. Who would wanna feel wet clothes?
Held: You're all train wrecks.
Elluka: Two gods who wanted to destroy the world are shoved in a trenchcoat and now want to fix things.
Gumillia: Former squirrel is the apprentice of a magician and later manages hell along an evil mask.
Levia, as a streamer: You guys think I'm going to lose, right?
Behemo, in the chat: Yes.
Gumillia, in the chat: Yes.
Michaela, in the chat: Yes.
Elluka: Destiny is calling, Gumillia!
Gumillia: I wish destiny would hurry up and lose my number.
Elluka: Met a dumb*** today. Awful.
Irina: So you looked in a mirror?
Elluka: Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful.
The real reason why she can't speak.
Ma: I want an AU of my life where I get my sh** together.
A freshly kidnapped Lilith: That's too OOC, try again.
Nemesis: I am the master of the hellish yard!
Gumillia: -taking off her mask to see clearly-
Gumillia: -blinks-
Gumillia: I think the F*** not. I was here first, go be edgy somewhere else.
Michaela, with a red siren on her head: WEE WOO WEE WOO, WE HAVE EMOS!!!!! WEE WOO EMO ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
Gumillia, making her way over to the court; Hi. My name is Gumillia and I w—
-she gets blasted off to hell by the magic sh** going on-
Gumillia: Depressing. Michaela, play that iconic 'me-me' song.
Michaela: -the despacito jingle-
Behemo: If you don't like us, turn it on.
Levia, sick of his sh**: No, please do-
*it turns on*
Levia: *begins screaming*
Behemo: *chaotic laughing*
Behemo: If you wanna eat my heart, turn the light on.
*it doesn't turn on*
Behemo: *gets an idea* If you want to eat Levia's heart, turn the light on.
Levia: No! Stop putting my in your sh**-
Behemo: Our old pal, Levia Barisol, we're a package deal.
Levia, panicking: I hate when you do that!
*the light turns on*
Levia: *s c r e a m*
Behemo: F**K YOU, GOATMAN!
Levia: Holy Held, dude!
Behemo: As we snuff out these candles, so to do we snuff from this mortal world.......you f**king wimp.
Levia: *not impressed* Holy Held, sir.
Behemo: Hey, ghosts! Come, uh, tousle my hair. Give me a little purple-nurple.
Levia: *laughing* Purple-nurple!
Levia: *unholy Mothman screeching*
Behemo: *proud brother*
Levia: Here is evidence that Behemo Barisol, in cold blood, killed this woman, dressed as a furry.
Levia: Visitors amd employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you...
Behemo: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.
Levia: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Behemo: Uhm, never seen one.
Levia: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Behemo: What can't I see?
Levia: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Behemo: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Levia: F**k.
Levia when Behemo finally pi**es her off: HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I WILL SQUARE OFF IN FRONT OF THE F**KING FAMILY MART!
[In Minecraft]
Sati: Is this someone's....is this a grave?
Riliane: It's about to be! *runs into the hole* Hahahhahahahaha!
*Irina and Kiril dropping Elluka off at her flight*
Kiril: Have a safe flight!
Elluka: I can't control that.
Irina, already driving off: Okay, die then!
Kayo in the middle of filming a video: *reading a comment* "My friend plays recorder better than you do."
Kayo: Hey, F**K YOUR FRIEND!
*aggressive recorder playing*
Arte: What's it like being tall?
Pollo: Is it nice?
Arte: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Gardener: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Waiter: Hey! It was two times!
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Ask the Sinners
FanfictionAsk the Sinners+Allen whatever you want! It's a free-for-all! I've kidnapped them. Do whatever you want. I take that back, nothing NSFW. I would rather not learn any new terms. This is slowly turning into them reacting/scenarios as well. I have ma...
