How Monopoly games go in this household.
-Either Gallerian, Kayo, or Banica is the banker.
-No one trusts Riliane and Allen, Nemesis and Sati can't do fast math, and Margarita doesn't pay enough attention.
-Gallerian gets a lot of properties/color sets, puts houses or whatever on them, and nothing happens.
-They rarely get landed on.
-Teams form by the middle of the game.
-Typically, it's: Margarita and Gallerian, Riliane and Allen, Sati and Nemesis, and Kayo and Banica.
-If not, it's: Allen and Nemesis, Banica and Riliane, Kayo and Sati, and Gallerian and Margarita.
-It's very rarely anything else.
-Sati and Ril keep getting into auction wars.
-Riliane will turn down a property, Sati will bid on it, and then she'll bid on it as well.
-She'll go higher, which forces him to exceed her bid. He once bid $600 on a dark blue property, which no one landed on.
-Riliane is shady.
-She'll pass go, get $200, wait for her next turn, then claim she never got her two hundred.
-She made six hundred from doing this three different times.
-In one game.
-Allen will sometimes cheat to help out his partner.
-This is why he's never the banker.
-Banica gets maybe four or five properties, but she forgets to put houses on them.
-Riliane has around four properties, but they have at least two or three houses on them.
-Somehow, she never gets the tax card.
-"Banica, Riliane commited tax evasion again."
-It's become a meme that anytime one of the nobility/royalty Sinners has a house, they're taxing the people.
-It's literally just Nemesis, Kayo, Gallerian, and Allen who started this meme. Margarita doesn't count, technically.
-Margarita is merciless to everyone else.
-She does not forget.
-Nemesis always ends up in jail.
-At this point, if she gets a seven, she can get out.
-It's not in the rules, but no one can do anything about it.
-Monopoly was a crime that happened.
-No one is safe.
-Good luck, everyone.
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