(Waking up)
Banica: Oh, I'm adorable! I shall call you Arte.
Kayo: Her name is Six.
Banica: I have named her Arte.
Kayo: I'm not going to argue with you.
Banica: Good choice. It would be quite pointless to argue.
(Nursery)
Banica: Oohhhh! A merry-go-round! *screeches in happiness*
Kayo: Banica, there's a timer.
Banica: I do not care.
*plays on the MGR like a motherf**king child*
Kayo: Banica, THERE IS A TIMER.
Banica: I do NOT CARE, Kayo.
Kayo: I do.
*timer goes off*
Banica: Wait, I need to get out.
Kayo: *demon screech of annoyance*
Banica: *running to the exit* LET ME OUT!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!
*the timer goes off; the bars return to normal*
Six: *dies via elocution*
*respawns*
Banica: *sobbing at the child's murder that she caused*
Kayo: *face-palms*
(Prison)
Banica: There is a strange man with long arms.
Kayo: *googling it* He's called the Janitor, for your information.
Banica: Mr. Snake Arms.
Kayo: .......
Banica: *grins/evil face* Mr. Grabs.
Kayo: I hope you know that you're worse than the twins.
Banica: Eh, someone has to be.
(First hunger strike)
Banica: *looking at the kid* Let me feast on your body, mortal boy.
Kayo: *glaring at her*
Kayo: I don't dare ask you about any of this.
Banica: You will eventually.
(Janitor's room)
Six: *dies via fall damage X10*
Banica: *crying*
Kayo: *exasperated*
(Second hunger strike)
Banica: I'll will eat one of those rats if I have to. Give me some food, mortal.
Kayo: You can't call everyone "mortal."
Banica: Watch me, mortal.
Kayo: *groans*
Six: *gets trapped*
Banica: *shrieks*
Kayo: *laughing* This is what you get!
Banica: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Shoe monster)
Banica: I hate this! I f**king hate this! Ah! Oh, god!
Six: *dies*
Kayo: *terrified*
Kayo: That is quite unusual.
Banica: *crying yet again from her actions*
(Second chase scene)
Six: *gets caught right as she enters the room*
Banica: AH, NO!
Six: *respawns into the right room*
Banica and Kayo: LET'S GO!
Janitor: *dies*
Banica and Kayo: LET'S GO!
Banica: YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
(First Wild Chef Encounter)
Banica: Oh, look at that thing. He's so ugly.
Kayo: .....
Banica: I wonder what he's making. It looks tasty.
Kayo: *neutral face of displeasure activated*
Chef: *sees Six*
Banica: Oh....f**k.....
Six: *bolts out of there as fast as she can*
Banica: *wild screaming*
(Second Chef)
Banica: Every time I see someone who's taller than me, I just think that they will die.....young.
Kayo: But Sati and Gally are taller than you. I'm taller than you.
Banica: By four centimeters.
Kayo: Still taller than you.
Chef: *glitches and gets stuck in place*
Banica: Time to end his suffering.
Six: *respawns in*
Kayo: *face-palms*
(Kitchen scene)
Banica: Holy f**k, holy f**k, holy f**k......AH! NO!
Six: *gets caught and dies*
Banica: Stop killing my baby! I love her!
Kayo: We shouldn't trust you around kids anymore. Every time you are around one, they die.
Banica: *whines*
(Chase scene)
Banica: LET'S GO, BOYS! MAMA DID IT!
Kayo: *hating everyone*
Six: *doesn't die*
Banica: I am shocked.
Kayo: *leaves the room* I'll come back. Just...later.
(On the pipe)
Six: *falls off*
Banica: GOD! I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
(The other vents/pipes)
Banica: Holy motherf**king, son of a b***h, rotten cabbage-looking, lucky a**, motherf**king b***h!
Kayo: *entering the room* Good lord.
Banica: AH!
(The guests)
Banica: I take much offense to this.
Kayo: *smacks her* Too bad. You have to do this.
Banica: *shoves the controller at her* Nuh-uh. You do it.
Kayo: No.
(Guest chase scene)
Six: *gets eaten*
Banica: Dear God, I need to talk to you.
Kayo: She's gonna throw hands.
(Second guest chase you)
Banica: Hold hands or throw hands.
Kayo: Hold.
Banica: *evil grin* Throw.
Kayo: Would you like me to get you some hands to throw? I have a collection and a source.
Banica: Are you holding them? Why do you have a collection of hands? And where did your source come from?
Six: *gets eaten*
Banica: *restarts*
Kayo: I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum.
Banica: Ah. Makes sense.
(The Lady's Quarters)
Banica: Lemme just....
Six: *gets caught*
Banica: God d**n it.
Kayo: Take two.
(The final battle)
Banica: Aaannddd, I DID IT! I WON!
Kayo: *smacks her* Good.
Banica: *whimpers* Mommy did it.
Kayo: Nnnooppppeee. I'm out.
(The ending)
Banica: This is deja vu for me. Thank you.
Kayo: *considerably freaked out*
Number of deaths: 88 (wha..)
Total time: 4 hours and 18 minutes.
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Ask the Sinners
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