A Crusader in Eragon

MORE DNA, Also Let's go Fuck up Weiss's Dad

Yang: Andy.

Andy: Yes?

Yang: Why is there a small child sleeping in the spare room?

Andy: Well I won a streetrace.

Yang: How does that have anything to do with this?

Andy: I was getting there. So after the streetrace i got a mission to prevent her from descending into insanity. Which I mostly succeeded in doing. My original plan was to save her friends and family, but apparently eating the bomb she accidentally killed them with in her original timeline didn't prevent their death.

Yang: But why bring her here?

Andy: Are you kidding? If I left her a crazy kingpin from their underworld would have taken her in and manipulated her, driving her insane. Besides there isn't foster care or anything like that in that world. So, I adopted her, and am going to train her. Speaking of, we should move on, the main events of this world are happening soon, and I don't wanna be recruited to the Sins, because that would be annoying.

Yang: where are we going?

Andy: Home

Yang: Oh, well yeah I guess we should see our families. At any rate, does the ship still work? You know, after five years.

Andy: Yep. well it should.

Yang: You fill me with confidence.

Andy: Ooh, sarcasm! Don't worry, we will get there. But also, hey Bro?

[Ya?]

Andy: Did I get any actual rewards from that quest to save powder?

[Nope, but you do have a sort of gift from the author, said it was for completing the date quest, seeing as it's unfair for only her to get something]

Andy: Ok, pull it up.

{Tenno DNA: Offers no physical buffs. Allows interface with Warframes, and connects you to the void.}

Andy grabbed it, and stabbed himself in the leg instantly, he actually forgot to inject it for a second because he acted without a second thought. But after a second, he pushed it in and felt the effects. As usual, it hurt like absolute hell. His DNA being overwritten like that.

{Warning: Effects of immortality have been obliterated by a stronger force entering the body}

Andy's response was something along the lines of incoherent screeching. His body seemed to separate into different versions of himself for a second before merging back into himself.

{Bonding with the void is successful, transformation complete.}

Andy was laying on the ground, but now that the pain was gone, we just got up without a problem.

Yang: What the fuck was that?

Andy: DNA, it always hurts that much.

Yang: What about when you gave Lee the Shadow Monarch one?

Andy: He was already an iteration of the Shadow Monarch, I gave him the true version, so it probably just stung. Anyways, get ready to leave.

Andy walked into the piloting area, and was happy to see everything in working order, he pulled a microphone from the wall and pulled it up, turning it on.

Andy: Ladies and Gentlemen, pack your things, we are going home. We leave in ten minutes.

Andy sat back and just listened to the chaos in the party chat. Oh yeah, that's a thing that happened with the crusader pieces, it's a built in comm system for all of them. He wouldn't leave until they were all ready, but it was funny to watch them scramble about. He then noticed Weiss, she was silent, probably already packed and just hanging out. Wait, Weiss? Oh shit he forgot to give her a power up, in fact he completely forgot she was on the ship, or even the team. Well shit, he had nothing for her yet. Wait, she uses glyphs... magic. But what kind? Hmm. Suddenly, inspiration struck, and he let out a sadistic sounding laugh, and after finally calming down, opened the shop.