A Crusader in Eragon

Ultimate Spell

Andy: Alright hear me out.

Ryuu: Fine.

Andy: If I get a sword, then I can store magic right?

Ryuu: In the gem yes.

Andy: So if I use MP potions from the store I could increase my reserves way faster than normal.

Ryuu: You may be dumb but you sure aren't stupid.

Andy: Exactly!

[Oh god there's two of them]

Andy: HA, SUFFER!

[Nah but at least that was actually constructive unlike the millions of other dumb ideas you've had]

Andy: C'mon, if I could use a temporary magic booster of some kind along with infinity from Seven Deadly Sins I could have infinite magic but apparently that's "Banned due to a dumbass" what does that even mean?

[Another crusader did it and now its not allowed]

Ryuu: Is the term "dumbass" just used for crusaders in these rules?

Andy: Seems like it.

[I mean yeah]

Andy: At any rate how much longer?

[we should be seeing the capital in a few hours]

Andy: Dope, wish I could watch a movie.

[Ha, loser, I have a full on entertainment set in this pocket dimension]

Andy: You got interstellar in there?

[Uhhhh, yeah actually, never watched it though]

Andy: WATCH THAT MASTERPIECE BEFORE I END YOU!

[Holy shit is it that good?]

Andy: Yes! Yes it is!

--in a few hours--

[HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING]

Andy: I know right?

[HE WENT INTO A BLACK HOLE TO SAVE HIS SPECIES!!!]

Andy: Yeah I know man, I've seen it so many times.

[Ok, that masterpiece I just witnessed aside, we should be reaching the capital in a few minutes now]

Now for those of you who know Eragon, you should know that normally a journey like this would take a whole day even on dragonback. But through the bullshit of stamina potions and drive by snatching deer, they made it in roughly 5 hours.

Andy: Dope

[So what's the plan?]

Andy: I am going to use the most powerful spell I have to obliterate the castle and hopefully the king inside, if that doesn't work then down my last MP potion and fight him.

[sounds interesting, what's the spell?]

Andy: Just wait, it's gonna be so much fun.

Ryuu brought them right to the base of the castle, where Andy hopped down, clearing his throat and amplifying his voice with some magic.

Andy: FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION.

He pointed at the castle and a massive blast of pure energy obliterated most of the castle, instantly dropping his MP to 0. And in the middle of it stood Galbatorix... completely unscathed.

Andy: HACKS, I CALL HACKS!!

Galbatorix walked towards Andy, drawing his sword

Galbatorix: Did you really think I had no wards against pure magic? Though I admit you broke most of them.

Andy was too busy drinking the MP potion to really listen, and when he finished he threw the bottle at Galbatorix and just said one word.

Andy: EXPLODE

Andy's MP once again dropped to 0 and Galbatorix LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODED.

Andy: OH GOD THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!

[Holy shit dude]

Ryuu: Well that was anticlimactic.

{Quest completed, rewards will be given, calculating...

Congratulations you leveled up!

Rewards: Ryuu has been given transformation magic, go to Ellesmera to claim secondary reward.

Secondary objective complete: Spare the black dragon Shuriken

Dragonkin transformation will be accelerated, this will hurt}

Andy: Accelerated? Can't hurt that muuU-OHGODIVENEVERBEENINSOMUCHPAININMYLIFEHOLYSHITFUCK!

And then he passed out... What a bitch.