Raekkuno Stories

The Real Deal (SMUT Short Story)

AN: SMUT chapter.

This was based off of the whole meme between Rae and Sykkuno from a while back where Rae (along with other people) joked about one day taking Sykkuno to a strip club. Found an old clip of that joke and thought 'eh, why not?'

Sykkuno's POV: (April 9th, 10:30 P.M.)

Oh god, I'm so nervous! I've never even been to a normal club before, let alone like an actual strip club! I know Rae said it was gonna be really fun, but I can't help but feel like I'm gonna screw things up.

"Well Syk, this is it! You're finally about to enter a strip club! Are you ready for this?" She asked me as we crossed the street towards the large building in front of us which unfortunately for me was our destination.

"Yeah! Totally..." I replied back to her, kinda looking down and scratching my arm out of nervousness.

"Oh come on Sykkuno. It'll be fun!" Peter tried to raise my spirits to very little avail. At this point, I didn't even know if I was sexually attracted to girls anymore, because I couldn't for the life of me wrap my head around how an entire building full of nearly naked women awkwardly dancing in front of you is considered fun. Unless I'm missing something. Maybe some guys do it to get drunk and laid, but isn't that what a regular club is for? I don't know. I just hope I don't embarrass myself.

"Yeah! And we get to see a shit ton of topless women Sykkuno! Let's go already!" Toast explained to me in this almost condescending voice that he would typically put on for when he was talking down to people who were having a bad time. I didn't exactly know how to respond to what he had said.

"Toast?" I questioned his sexual remark, while the two others laughed. At least this time around we were going in a small party of four as opposed to the massive group of pretty much everyone in the friend group when we went to Vegas last summer. Only me, Rae, Toast, and Peter were attending this, and they're all quite the confidence boosters when it comes to friends, so maybe this'll be a lot better than last time I went to a club, where I just kinda sat there with ear plugs in my ears, waiting for us to go home.

We walked up to the strip club and showed the bouncer our ID. Once he gave us the go ahead, we went inside and my ears, just like last time, were immediately pierced with the sounds of blaring music. Once we had made it to the club proper, my jaw dropped.

Yep, I'm still straight alright. There were women dressed in black, sleek, sexy outfits as far as the eye could see. Most of them, not all of them, but most of them had their chests completely exposed to the air, allowing everyone to get perfect views of their tits as the danced. There were couches littered with guys getting grinded on by strippers and weirdly enough they would slip large sums of money into their panties. I didn't really know what to expect, but I guess I shouldn't necessarily be surprised by all of this. The fluorescent lights that illuminated the place in purple and blue, contrasted with the gold lights and deep red aesthetic of the indoor bar was interesting to say the least.

As the night progressed, I slowly but surely began to get more and more uncomfortable inside of the strip club. The four of us didn't really do a whole lot of messing around with the actual stripper side of things, but more so we just took a bunch of shots. Peter did at one point try and pressure me in getting a lap dance with him, but that seemed a bit weird to do with a friend by your side, and all around seemed like a very odd experience. I mean, a topless woman just thrusts herself at you? I didn't really see how that could turn a man on but hey, maybe it's just me. 

I probably took a lot more shots than I should've so when I was moving along with my also drunken friends over to a better area, I was carrying the tray of shots, and in my drunken state, I slipped and ended up dumping all of the round of drinks onto a man and a stripper who were in the middle of a lap dance session.