A Devil with an Angel's Heart

Chapter 25, Part 2

||Mr. Joestar

He and Avdol somehow managed to stand up. Given their current situation it definitely was no easy task. The enemy only chuckled before calmly walking away. "Hey, wait a sec!" Joseph called out, "Damn it all!" He and Avdol tried to walk, though it was rather staggery. "Look, she's getting away! After her!" declared Joseph. But he and Avdol stumbled and fell to the ground, still stuck together. "Blast it!" cursed Avdol, "Now my body is a magnet. I can't believe we allowed ourselves to play right into her hands!" "Calm down, Avdol! You getting hysterical isn't helping anything. Focus on overpowering this blasted Stand! Damn it, now where did that woman run off to?" stated Joseph, while the two men struggled to stand up again. "We're not getting anywhere." noted Avdol. "Well, we can't keep rolling in the dirt forever. Why don't we try slowly standing up?" suggested Joseph. "Give it a go." agreed Avdol and so the two men strained but managed stand up. "Now that we're upright, the next step is to try pulling away from each other." explained Joseph, "However, I think it's gonna be easier said than done, since the magnetic force that's currently holding us together has been doubled. Let's try to use this fence to get out of this predicament." Joseph pointed to a nearby fence, "We can do it, Avdol! Get your stomach muscles ready and make sure to stay in sync." "Ready when you are, Mr. Joestar!" Avdol declared and together, the two made their way towards the fence. One step after the other, it honestly looked more like practicing steps for a dance. Suddenly Joseph realised the two of them had spectators that blatantly stared at them. "Mr. Joestar, this is one of the most embarrassing thing I've done." stated Avdol. "Hey, what do you think you're looking at? Can't you see that we're just practicing our dance moves?" Joseph quickly said, starting to swing his hips. Oh, what a perfect day for dancing outdoors!" added Avdol. "Now, run along! Get outta here, damnit!" Joseph shooed the two young men away. Once they were gone, he and Avdol made their way to the fence and finally reaching it they grabbed onto it. "Avdol, now that we got over here, do you think you can slide off me?" inquired Joseph. "I think I might be able to." affirmed the Egyptian. "Alright, here's what we're gonna do, so listen carefully. I'll hang onto the fence as tightly as I can, while you slide down. Free yourself once you've gotten to the tip of my foot. Do you see how our faces are stuck together as opposed to our legs? It is likely a sign my feet and your head repel each other." explained Joseph. "Yes, that makes a lot of sense." Avdol agreed and started slowly sliding down the front of Joseph's body. Joseph cheered his friend on until the Egyptian suddenly stopped. "Huh? What's wrong, Avdol?" he asked. "Don't you think this position is a little--This pose is highly suggestive, Mr. Joestar." Avdol explained. True, Avdol's head was currently placed by Joseph's crotch, "If anyone were to see us, they'd be inclined to think that..." Avdol continued. "Oh, come of it. No one's looking at us! Hurry up and slide off my..." Joseph stopped, they were surrounded by a crowd of spectators now. "Those little kids came back and brought their friends!" he exclaimed then yelled at them in a panic, "Why don't you take a hike? There's nothing to see, so knock it off with the staring, would ya?! I said beat it, you little ankle-biters! Get outta here! Take off!" he told the crowd, then addresses Avdol, "Avdol, hurry up and get off me before this can get any worse!" "I'm trying!" Avdol tried to pull away and failed miserably, which ended in another highly suggestive scene. "I can't believe this is happening to me! The embarrassment...." Avdol whined. "Alright, I'll be the one to move!" Joseph declared and tried pulling away as well. "Mr. Joestar, slow down!" Avdol pleaded. Joseph managed to turn around and Avdol was repelled. They both were very happy to be freed. But this happiness lasted only for a second, because Avdol was instantly pulled back. Much to their dismay, they now were stuck together, in an even more embarrassing position. Avdol's crotch was pressed against Joseph's butt. Joseph tried to pull away, though in vain. "Mr. Joestar, moving like this makes it look as though we're--" Avdol was cut off by the shriek of an old woman. Unfortunately, it was the old lady that for some reason though Joseph was interested in her, "It's that old hag again!" "I come back expecting to find my handsome man and instead my eyes are assaulted with this?! How dare you toy with the precious gift of a maiden's heart?! You filthy cheater!" she yelled angrily. "Hurry along Avdol! She's getting closer and I can only feel the tears coming!" Joseph cried out, while the old woman sprinted towards him and Avdol. "You scoundrel!" she yelled and started hitting him on the back with her umbrella. "You've got it all wrong!" Avdol tried to explain, while he kept on pulling away. He finally succeeded and the two flew apart, over the fence and rolled down a little but steep hill. "We need to stay far away from each other! The magnetic pull is getting more powerful by the second." declared Joseph. The old woman shouted after them, "Curse you, damned fool! You and your boytoy go to hell!"