Kaiju paradise ships and stuff

🕶🍊Figs x Shade

I've waited long enough to write this goofy ahh oneshot.

Dude how long does this take?

I was sitting at one of the exits to caves but the door was closed and this side didn't have a button to open it. Everyone else would have just slipped through the vent easily and manage to get to the other side in a matter of seconds but last time I tried that I broke my shades and almost died, not a very pleasant experience when it's the main thing that keeps you alive in the first place. And I'm to lazy to walk to the other side so I'm just waiting for someone to open the door. I sigh and lie back onto one of the crates, my shades dangling just above my forehead as my body from the chest up hung off of the side. All I really wanted to do was just give Figs a surprise visit to the garden since they didn't meet up with me today like they always do we would talk rather often when they were bored of sticking in the garden with Plantix, they could be annoying at times. I heard the door make a loud screeching noise as it rubbed against the hard floor before slowly opening I fell off of the crate and onto the floor.

"What the- What are you doing?" I heard a voice. I looked up and adjusted my shades to see a kaiju which I wouldn't often see away from the cave area.

"What are you doing all the way on this side?" I questioned while lifting my self off the ground and brushing over my shoulder.

"I was just wandering around and then I got my self lost." They responded. I could hear them whispering curses to them self as they brushed a paw over their arm that consisted smaller crystals then the one on their back. They looked back up at me with an annoyed face.

"What are you staring at huh?!" They growled as a few sparks emitted from their mouth and hands. I flinched and looked away.

"Oh! Sorry... heh.." I laughed nervously. The kaiju shoved past me with a grumble. They always have the stingiest attitude for no reason whenever they have to socialize with anyone, I could care less about it though. I walked through the large door frame and headed walked at the entrance of the garden, patiently waiting for the door to open before walking in and looking around the main area. Of course the large tree that had grass patches surrounding it and a few pillows. I didn't see Figs but I did catch notice of Plantix glaring at me while clenching a small rose flower in their hand. We stood there for several seconds and I began to grow a bit weary but also annoyed at their weird looks.

"Why are you-"

"Don't ask questions! Why are YOU here?" Plantix interrupted as their nose bridge wrinkled. They crushed the flower in their hand and released their grip, it was crumpled and some of the petals were slipping through the space between their fingers. Are they trying to intimidate me?

"Uhhh.. I just wanted to know if you knew where Figs happened to be?" I ask while slowly walking over to them as they leaned over the tree. They haven't acted like this before but I was guessing it was in defense over the tree, it is probably the main source of this entire grass patch even being alive and also provides the teal fruits that fall from the tree. Both Figs and Plantix were very protective over it for a variety of reasons nonetheless. Plantix dramatically turned their head away from me and huffed.

"How am I supposed to know?" They crossed their arms and looked at the ground sadly all of a sudden. 

"They barely ever visit me.." They added. I have to admit I felt a little bit bad but I wasn't here for their pity story and they did have a messy attitude towards me just a few seconds ago, I assume that they may be somewhere in cafeteria or caves. I head over to the other doors and look back to Plantix.

"If I find them I'll let you know." I say before walking out.

"Thanks!" They called after me. The doors quickly closed behind me and I ended up in an a lot more abandoned part of the garden. Somehow it had snow there was no grass and all the trees were dead with gray leaves sitting not to far from them, this place gave off some weird vibes for sure. I look to my side and see Figs just leaning against the glass and staring at something in their hand, out of curiosity I try to look at what their looking at but I could barely see it. Looked like a photo. I tapped on the glass to get their attention and they jolted before looking at me and crumpling up the paper into a ball before throwing it behind them, a small blush spreading on their face as they glared at me in shock. I grin and laugh a bit.