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⁅««Thin Ice»»⁆

Panther x Witchbrew

Their relationship is on thin ice 😰. Sorry if this isn't gay enough for you.

This situation hasn't occurred in a while.

A brand new gootraxian had been introduced only a few months ago, already one of the most despised people in the facility and incredibly looked down upon. They even somehow managed to trigger some of the most harmless gootraxians, which brings us to our current situation transpiring at the garden. Where Witchbrew was being brutally mauled by Figs. Why? Nobody knows. But what the by standers did know is that they were having a hard time escaping them, being repeatedly thrown against a shelf or a wall whenever they tried. Plantix was having an equally difficult time stopping them.

"Kick his ass!" Carneline cheered outside of the garden, not wanting to get in the middle of the chaos. Plantix turned to him angrily.

"Don't encourage him!" They hissed, turning right back to Figs and Witchbrew after a shelf completely collapsed on them. The garden was an absolute mess now. There were different pots of random plants and flowers shattered and scattered across the ground, the dirt from inside of them just adding on to the mess. Plantix was absolutely devastated. Carneline just rolled his eyes and looked towards the two goos again, the bat finally being able to crawl away from Figs and get to higher ground. Inspecting his own fur which was covered in bruises and scratches.

"I suggest you get your pet Plantix, Witchbrew won't be the last person he murders tonight." Panther retorted, chuckling to him self and taking a sip of his soda. Witchbrew glared at him with his teeth bared. Figs being to exhausted to go after the bat didn't respond to the felines remark and instead retreated into the safety of his tree.

"Figs! Your not going to help me clean this up?!" Plantix called out after him. Carneline groaned in annoyance.

"That was boring, I'm out of here." He said, pushing past the small crowd of gootraxians and heading back towards the cave. Plantix turned to them, only just now noticing the audience and shooting them a mean glare.

"What were you lot doing just standing there? You could have helped you know." They said. The group now finally understanding that the fight was over, turned and left to their respectable areas. Plantix just sighed and turned back to the tree, going after Figs to likely treat any wounds he had endured from the battle. This left just Panther and Witchbrew alone, Panther not really paying any mind to his presence and continuing to sip on his soda that was clearly empty. Witchbrew growled and descended from the air before falling to the ground and onto his knees with an exhausted sigh.

"So you were just going to sit and do nothing? Just watch and sip you god damn water?" He hissed, turning towards the feline who finally offered Witchbrew assistance when he was confident everyone else was gone. He lazily waltzed over to him and placed down the cup before kneeling down to his level.

"You told me before you came in here you didn't need my help, look where that got you." He rolled his eyes. Panther offered a paw to him but he denied it, pushing it away and attempting to stand on his own. He managed to gain his balance for a short moment before he wobbled and leaned against the railing.

"Stupid garden goon." Witchbrew scoffed. Panther stood up straight again and stepped away from the bat, keeping his eyes on him the entire time. He contemplated if he should just leave him here or not, it didn't take him very long to decide that Witchbrew probably deserved that. Figs doesn't normally attack people let alone maul them and destroy the entire garden in the process.

"What did you do to provoke him anyway?" Panther asked, genuinely curious. Witchbrew laughed to him self before looking up at him, smiling with pride even though he got his ass kicked by 'A Garden Goon'

"I ripped one of the flowers off of his owners tail." He said smugly, referring to Plantix as 'Owner'. Panther turned the other way, not very surprised nor amused by the response. Witchbrew is always out and pulling pranks on random goos. Even if that goo is completely harmless or terribly aggressive, and he doesn't even consider the risk. Like that one time he laced Mochi's drink with rat poisoning, he went missing for a few days after that. (OMG JUST A MONSTER REFRE-) 

"Right, obviously." Panther responded, crossing his arms and looking towards the exit. He was very tempted to leave right about now. Witchbrew wasn't a very entertaining person to be around in his eyes, he prefers to spend his time anywhere else. Maybe it was for the best he did that bat could finally learn a thing or two from this. Without looking back at him, Panther pushed himself off of the railing and made his way towards the exit. Witchbrew perked up when he heard the automatic doors unbearable sound, an idea suddenly coming to him when he turned the corner. After a few failed attempts he was able to balance him self without clinging onto the rails or falling into the water, and soon followed Panther out of the garden and into the caves. He trailed behind him for some time before eventually finding the opportunity to speed up his limping and turn up beside him. He without hesitation curled his short, fluffy tail around his. The feline growled and stopped.

"You've got some nerve." He hissed. Witchbrew smiled, despite being covered in wounds already he was really testing Panther's patience.

"Awww. Thank you!" He said with a cheerful tone. He raised a brow while the bat just continued to smile away. Witchbrew could tell that he was livid with him right now. So doing what he would usually do, he pressed on.

"Now, shall we continue? Or do you enjoy this?" He asked, grinning as he tightened his tail around Panther's. He almost instantly reacted to this, grabbing him by the neck and pushing him against a crystal. 

"CUT THE BULLSHIT!" He yowled. The bat just looked down at him, unfazed by the sudden outburst.

"If you wanted me to do this we could have gone without the demonstration." He teased once again. Panther tightened his grip. As this continued on both Witchbrew and Panther began to realize this was getting oddly sensual, from a plain conversation to a child sized nuisance making strange advances. This caused both of them to break character and just stare at each other with wide eyes, both noticing the current situation they were in. Very weird, and yet comfortable.

"BRO?" A voice mumbled, just loud enough for both males to hear. They both turned to the source of it, noticing Nuclear rabbit standing at the door way and probably watching all of this transpire. Panther instantly dropped Witchbrew at the sight before he frantically tried to explain him self.

"This isn't what it looks like-"

"I owe Toxic so much money."

The good ending. I'm actually kind of proud of this one.