The next day at school, Perrie was groaning before a lesson that would likely not start because their teachers seemed to take not caring about their jobs very seriously.
"But it's a good thing." Princeton was laughing at her face. This was not his class but he was here for the vibes.
"Nooo it's work. And she's talking about f*cking Disney making a cartoon of us like we're effing Tinker Bell or Descendants or some shit like that. And there's gonna be dolls and-and a series where we all visit each other's home countries and like . . . bitch I'm tireeed! Wah!" Perrie had been complaining about everything her mother had apparently been planning for months for D's Angels. "Why does she want to do this to me? And I've got a bunch of branding deals and she wants me to act more since f*cking Roy went and told her I was a prodigy on his stupid show and ugh!" She shook up herself.
Jade was also laughing. Perrie was just the laziest yet most talented person on the planet wasn't she? "I am actually quite looking forward to the episode where you're featured since everyone keeps saying it's gonna be hilarious and your performance was brilliant." She and Princeton laughed before doing a handshake.
Perrie narrowed her eyes. She was sitting next to Jungkook in front of Jade while Princeton sat on her desk. Jesy was somewhere in this class but nowhere near Perrie since they had their whole arrangement. From what Perrie could see, she was sitting around the back watching something on her phone. Hmm . . . she was sweating. Jesy was very unpredictable. "I know I was good but that doesn't mean I wanna act more. Ughghgh! And D's Angels have got so much shit lined up starting at the end of this month! Why does f*cking New York want us there for the lighting of their stupid treeeeee??? Who cares?? I don't care about their tree!" She continued to whine. "And Marie's out here texting me like this shit is exciting. Buzz off f*cker! I don't like you!"
Jungkook laughed with the others. "You do. You like her." He was giggling. "People also like you two together a lot."
"Wait, wait so how's this Disney series gonna go down? It's gonna be on Disney plus or the channel that nobody watches anymore?" Princeton liked getting the first scoop.
Perrie crossed her eyes before answering. "Disney plus. Apparently a shit ton of little girls like us so they wanna capitalize on that. Yeah we're not just for tweens, teens and twenty somethings but also literal babies."
"So all of you in one episode?" Princeton tilted his head.
Perrie massaged the sides of her head. "I think it's gonna be like mini episodes with each of us coming out over the course of a month then little by little more of us will show up and maybe like one or two episodes will have us all but I just know that the script is gonna be cringe."
Jade was trying to imagine Perrie doing a voice for a cartoon her in a studio and it was killing her. "And I don't even wanna see the drawings."
"I want D's Angels dolls. Oh the things I would do with them." Jungkook laughed and it sounded evil.
"What?" Princeton blinked.
Jungkook appeared blank. "What?"
Jade rolled her eyes. "I actually want a doll too. I'd get a Perrie and Leigh-Anne doll for sure."
"You should get an Anika, Marie, Jada and Krisha doll to go along with them because they are the closest ones." Jungkook said happily. "I know who the friend groups are."
"I get the feeling that those dolls are gonna be expensive so I don't wanna splurge too much on 'em." Jade expressed. "And what's the structure of the kiss commercial and when are yous doing it?"
Perrie sighed. "The commercial's got to start shooting next week Monday and we gotta shoot it in Los Angeles so got another trip to take and about the structure uh . . . I don't know. They gotta tell. I think someone on their marketing team just came up with the idea of having us advertise their new brand of christmas chocolates on a whim so now things are rushing." She felt tired just thinking about it. "Oh and Annie's gonna be in Brit Life. She'll be playing Christel's cool older cousin that Trey wants to impress. Ha ha. They're really just bringing us all in this season am I right?"
