It's Partay time!! 🎉 🎉
Yes, you are reading that right.
No, your boy was not hacked, but thanks for the concern.
Tonight is that stupid soccer frat party that Dev was supposed to be hosting but we are all in solidarity boycotting that sh*t and we are searching for another party to go to.
Little innocent me was like how do you know where a party is?And Melle looked at me like I was a four year old asking how babies get made.
"Oh, Ro...you're still very cute." is all Melle had to respond to me.
Oh yeah, I should mention that Melle is here for the weekend.
Along with Miles, Alek, and of course Devin.
I came back to campus with Devin late last night after he got discharged from the ED. They deemed him safe to leave since the overdose wasn't intentional and it was pretty clear what had happened.
I don't know how we did it, but somehow we're all together in my dorm room.
Well actually..I do know how we did it. Not so complicated lol.
Devin and I came back to campus together very late last night...or this morning, however you want to look at it lol. It's Saturday now.
Then Alek stopped by from Cornell since he's pretty close.
And I called Melle to come visit me with Miles.
So here we all are, chilling after we all pitched in to grab all Dev's shit out of . He's away from all soccer people and has a new roommate who isn't here most of the time.
"Yooo!! What's good?!"
"It seems like so much has changed with all of us over these past short weeks.." Miles breaks the ice as he digs into some of Devin's snacks.
"Speaking of changes...wwwhere's my sister?" I ask Miles with a chuckle.
"She stopped back at the car to grab goodies your mom sent her with from home."
"Fffair enough." I laugh.
"But you're right, Dude. I d-d-ditched the whole British plan aaaafter everything that's been going down in UK. I'm back to just regular old Rony which is sort of like a change in itself. Eeexcept the reactions I'm getting to actor Rony here have been pretty positive so far.""It's true, Miles..I'm learning a lot about myself too and I'm realizing I'm not sure if the computer engineering is what I want to do with my life. I think I might want to be a teacher, they asked me to TA a class and I'm really passionate about it.."
"No way, A! That's great!" I exclaim as I high five him.
"Yeah, you'll be the best, A! Way better than that Miss Kitty you and Ro got stuck with at the end of last year!...I totally understand if you want to cover your ears Rony, but I have never been happier than I am now with Melle. She's a real gem and I feel so confident around her. We better each other so much.."
Ok, that is a little bit gross...but hey, I love them both so it is what it is.
"Congrats, bros..." Dev says softly. "I'm glad everything is going well for you, Alek. And I'm glad you're realizing everything is going to be fine for you here, Ro. And Miles...I'm glad you found the one, ya know, as long as it's cool with Rony."
Devin sighs and puts a pillow over his face.
Nobody says anything. Devin must be so bummed. He was publicly humiliated and quite literally almost killed by the people he thought would be his crew throughout college. And now what he was banking on for the next four has become a total bust. Not to mention his new mental health struggles..
"Yeah, Yeah it's cool, Miles...but yyyyyyou ok, D-Dev?" I ask as I feel my eyes contort.
Devin shrugs.
"HONEY I'M HOOOOME!"
The door slams open.
Melle looks like she is right back at her campus home with patchy jeans, a skimpy white tank top, air force sunglasses, a bucket hat, and fuzzy sandals.
OH, and cellphone in hand.
"Ok! Did we find where we are going yet??" Melle asks, all glassy eyed.
Everyone just stares at each other.
"My goodness, y'all are such ammeters. Babe, take my phone and look through these. I gotta make Rony look presentable for a college Halloween party!" Melle exclaims, extending her phone to Miles with one hand and grabbing my wrist with the other.
I narrow my eyes.
"This is very d-demeaning..." I roll my eyes.
"Come!"
"Mmmelle! You better clean all this up after!" I exclaim as Melle starts pulling out all my clothes and throwing them on the ground.
After scuffing through all the crap in my drawers we (Melle) ultimately settle on a sexy dog.
I pull on some adidas shorts, a white tee that Melle destroyed with black sharpie, and makeshift dog ears using a headband and some felt. No clue where the felt is from but Melle swears that "sorority girls come prepared".
Eventually, we are all costumed up enough for this party.
Melle is wearing a pink sweater bra top, which sounds absolutely ridiculous to me, and a short pink skirt with sunglasses and bunny ears to be the energizer bunny. Miles is disgustingly going as a battery..
Alek is dressed as a sailor and actually looks pretty classy in true Alek fashion. He's got a sailor hat and a basic vineyard vinesy type outfit.
Devin didn't want to dress up until I reminded him everyone there would be bugging him if he were the only one to not dress up.
So he ultimately went as a referee.
And now after spelling out all these costumes I feel even more utterly ridiculous..
"Sssoo do w-we know where we are going yet?" I ask.
"Wait Melle...how do we do this again? Was there a facebook group?" Miles asks as he is laying down across my bed.
"No facebook groups! Do you know the statistics of that kind of software for our demographic!" Alek interjects.
Melle rolls her eyes at all the neediness.
"Ok! Ok! Shush! I found an address, let's just drive here..." Melle exclaims.
Knock knock knock!!!
"RA!!"
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