I need some way to get my mind off this craziness.
So I'm sneaking Alec and I into the soccer party tonight. In case you were wondering, I am wearing my college party outfit again 😁
Lime mesh adidas shorts with Melle's ex's frat shirt and a SnapBack.The only problem is my neurotic parents stalk me on Find-A-Friend so now my phone is blowing up with questions.
Everything ok???
Where are you going?
Are you lost?
Should I call campus police?
Honestly they would!!! One time when Melle overslept for her class in college they called the campus police to make sure she was alive.
I shoot them a text before anyone gets hurt:
I M FINE!And then I add:
Do you grant your permission for me to go to a party? I won't drink..To which Mom replies:
I'm sooo happy you are socializing! :)Lol. She's probably picturing her stuttering son venturing off and chatting up new friends at college. When in actuality your son artificially killed his stutter and is hanging out with his best friend from high school.
"So this is a VIP only party? Are you sure this is ok?" Alec asks as we walk toward the same house as the last party.
I'm stilling looking down at my phone.
"You good?"
"Sorry..." I laugh. "My parents th-thought I was dead."
"A what?" He laughs. "What did you do now?"
"Oh no...Thiiis is common practice for them. Theeeey j-just saw me walking toward off campus and automatically assumed I was being taken h-h-hostage."
"Dude..."
"You know my parents by now, Alec!" I laugh.
"T-t-typical Jewish parents."Alec smiles.
"Ha...that's cool though. Black parents can be like that too sometimes. My parents just are too old to figure out those apps. But they would if they knew..""Lllucky you!" I laugh. "Except the truth of the matter is mine are old t-too but my mom fffffound about this app on some Facebook mom group and forced Mmmmmmelle and me to show her how."
"Oh joy.." Alec laughs.
"Aaaanyways I'm sorry for t-t-alking so much about m-me. How are things going for you? Mr. Cornell you!" I ask.
"Eh...they're going...I mean being an engineering major things really have kicked off heavy for freshman year. You caught me on a good weekend since my exams have all passed by this week."
"Yeah? Yyyou probably love that though, A. You're so sssmart and you dig that stuff."
"It's fun, not gonna lie. Just heavy."
Alec and I were always the two that really got science. Not like just understand it for a class. Like we love this stuff. Alec is so smart and he's my only bud I can just chat about physics with for fun, it's awesome..
We start to approach the soccer house from the last party.
"You sure this is ok, Ro? Isn't this an invite only party?" Alec asks as we get closer.
"How do you know that?" I ask.
^I love how I have to indicate it 'twas I who said that since it came out fluently."That's what Devin told me. I spoke to him last night too.."
"Psssh!!! Yyyyyou think they really give a sh-sh*t? Devin jjjust wanted to fffeel important." I laugh.
I let us inside the house.
There are a disgusting amount of empty beer bottles on the floor and it's like a fire hazard how many people are in here.I wonder if Jasper is here..I haven't seen her in some time.
"Remember, don't eat anything, don't drink anything, don't touch anything..."
"Gosh, you sound like my mother.." I whisper as I laugh.
The place is starting to sound a bit rowdy with all the drunk people yelling. It amazes me how growing up everyone tries everything in their power to play it cool and not stand out only to throw that all away in college and act like a lunatic.
"Uh...Ro?" Alec hits my arm and motions toward a group of people in the back.
There are people literally stripping naked here and sticking forks in people's mouths to eat food off each other's tongues. You can't make this shit up...
"Do you think mmmaybe we should go?" I ask Alec.
"Hmm...I mean maybe if we stick by for an hour? Or two?.." Alec laughs sarcastically.
"Yeah...I'm sorry, bruh...I don't kn-know what I was thhhinking bringing us here."
"Ro, there's no need to apologize.."
We head toward the back door into the backyard where I met Jasper. Except instead of it just being the two of us having a chat there are like ten sets of drunkies making out.
"WHAT THE HELL GUYS!"
I stop short and Alec and I are almost back to the front entrance.
"Devin?" Alec laughs. "Hey man!"
"What the hell are you guys doing here?! At my team's party?! And why did you come to see Rony and not me?!" Devin yells. Man, he's not even sarcastic..
"Dude, you ssserious right now?"
"Do I look like I'm joking? You couldn't let me have one thing? And then you take my best friend too?"
"Our friend! Alec is both our best friends! And you're aaacting like my sister's friends when she was in eighth grade! Come on, man!"
Devin looks real angry, a side of him I've never seen before.
"Everything always falls back to you, Rony! You're not that important!"
"I never said I w-was!"
"I'm done playing your stupid game too! Just go! Leave my team alone, you shouldn't be here!"
"Well this looks r-r-real exclusive to me." I chuckle as I motion toward the stoned drunks in the corner.
"Hey...Dev, if this is about me coming to visit, we were coming to surprise you. I thought this would be fun." Alec smiles.
Devin studies us as if he isn't sure, and kind of starts to walk away.
"Wwwway to be a dick about this t-t-too.." I roll my eyes.
.
"Rony?" I hear a soft voice from behind me.
I turn around.
Oh no....
"Rony?"
Tears are welling in her eyes.
It's Jasper....
YOU ARE READING
Rony's Greatest Gig #Wattys2019 [COMPLETED]
Teen FictionRony Pollack is the king of impersonations. Voice acting since he was 12 years old, Rony has has always been teased as the kid who is the voice of many corny cartoon characters. Yet, he is pretty talented at not just voicing silly children's televi...