Rony's Greatest Gig #Wattys2019 [COMPLETED]

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"WHO ARE YOU?!" I shriek as I am face to face with a tall blonde GIRL who is DEFINITELY NOT BILLY!!!

"Who am I?! Who are you! Get out of my room!" The girl screams as she legit pulls out a can of pepper spray and aims it in my direction.

"I am going to call campus police! Quit breaking into girls' rooms, I swear! I am not afraid to kill you!"

I hold up my hands.

"Wait! wait! Stop!" I cry.

I look around the room for a second and then I suddenly remember I am not in my room....

How the hell did I forget that I am still in Jasper's room?!

"I'm sorry...I genuinely forgot I was not in my room..."

Kudos to me for still speaking British at this point.

"I highly doubt that...I am calling security..." The girl shakes her head as she pulls out her phone.

"Wait! Stop!"

"Why do you keep telling me to stop?! You broke into my room!"

"No! I didn't break into your room! I was hanging out with Jasper.."

"Jasper? Who the hell?" The girl yells as continues to hold the pepper spray toward me, which reeeaaally freaks me out!

"Your roommate Jasper! And you can't call security on me, please! I don't mean to cause any trouble and I am already in trouble with my R.A for sleeping on the floor last night. If I have any more offenses, I won't be able to live here any longer!"

The girl straight up laughs at me.

"That's your biggest worry? Getting kicked out of res life? Such a freshman move."

"How you know I am a freshman?" I ask.

She just laughs.

"Forget it...I believe you." She laughs more, hopping onto her bed.

"Thank you...I should get going...." I say as I dash toward the exit

"Uh uh uh....."

Woah...

She literally just jumped from her bed to in front of the door in one solid motion.

smooth.

"I am not going to just let you go for free. What's in it for me?" She smirks.

"Let me go for free? I wasn't even breaking into your room! I was with your roommate before she left for class..."

"Exactly! Before she left! You can't just stay here unconditionally...This isn't your room..."

I guess that's true....

"So you are a Brit too, huh?" She asks.

"Too? You're British?"

"No, Stupid...Like my roommate!"

I told you I am awkward...

"Uh...yes." I mumble.

"I'm on academic probation...I almost flunked last semester...I don't know why I am even telling you this...Anyway, the only way to get out of this is I need to do an interview project with someone from a different culture."

I hold back the laughter...

"Seriously? You have a Brit literally living with you...and you are asking me, some guy you just met?"

"Yes..because Jasper can't answer serious questions for her life..." She rolls her eyes. "Also, you're cute.."

I feel myself blush...

"Uh....alright..." I respond, exiting the room.

"Come to my 6 pm class this Friday. Clanz Hall room 202"

"You got it..."

Of course I glance at the other side of the door as soon as I leave to see what this creep's name is.

Mandee.

Sounds about right.