Lazy Danganronpa OneShots (Mostly V3)

If Shuichi had a brother

Shuichi was too young to remember it, but there was a huge nasty fight in the family once.

It was just a peaceful and normal day... Newborn Shuichi was happily snoozing away in his uncle Kasaru's arms as his uncle rocked him in the rocking chair while holding him.

His father Haya was gushing over how cute he was taking all kinds of pictures as the mother was shaking her head cooking up some grub.

There was a knock on the door and Haya went to open it only to turn pale when he saw who it was.

"Hello. Haya. Mind if we coming for a moment?" Shimono asked holding his twin sons in his arms that are eagerly both looking around and clinging to their daddy, while Shimono had an arm wrapped around his very upset crying wife.

"Oh is it Shimono? What he want? Come to see your kid?" Kasaru asked innocently.

"Ooohhh something like that yeah." Shimono hummed flashing a smile of a very patient man.

Haya whimpered like a dog as he stepped away from the door and looked at his wife in guilt.

"Please... I'll give you whatever you want. No need to do anything rash Shimono." Haya explains softly.

"Ohhh... but why would I ever need to be rash? Is there a reason you'd like to share with everyone else... that I should be rash about? That you have to give stuff away to please me?" Shimono asked and Kasaru stood up feeling something was off and heads over.

"What's going on? Haya what did you do?" Kasaru looks at his brother sighing.

"Spare me!" Haya whimpered.

Shimono takes a deep breath and exhaled to relax himself as everything inside him wants to explode right now.

"I'm being... the most calmest and civil person I can possibly be right now. Giving that... when I came back from work... my wife was in tears. Saying your brother while drunk got fresh with her.... I think broke a few things in the house.... After checking with the doctor we've come to find out she's going to have another child. Im not going to call my wife a liar... so I'm just going to ask you all do the DNA test with us. And there be words to have if they prove the truth to her words." Shimono explains.

Kasaru went pale, but nodded. Haya looked at his wife, who glared at him in shock as Haya whimpered. Not too long the DNA test came back positive. Shuichi's mother beat the crap out Haya screaming and left him. Haya cried and went after her, but to no avail.

"Why you have to ruin my life! You bastard?!?" Haya screamed.

Shimono slapped him across the head, "You're life?!? Where's the justice for my wife, who must carry your child?!?" He shouted making the twins cry and he had to calm them down.

Kasaru rocked baby Shuichi in his arms, who started to cry, "Just abort it! You didn't have to tell my wife! It was an accident! I was drunk!" Haya shouted.

"Abortion is illegal dumb ass!" Shimono whacked him across the head again.

"I... I!!" Haya looks at a loss for words.

"Haya you will pay for child support for the child. I will take the child and raise him if you both want." Kasaru explains.

"I don't know. I'm not the kind of cruel father to just abandon a child even if it's technically not mine." Shimono looks miserable.

"I can say one thing for certain. Haya has proven to be too irresponsible for raising children." Kasaru explains.

"Agreed!" Shimono nodded.

"But!!! But...." Haya sighed and accepted it.

"Haya will also cover any and all expenses that deal with giving birth to your new child." Kasaru explains.