Lazy Danganronpa OneShots (Mostly V3)

The Twins Pt1

Kokichi looks at the calendar he stole carefully placed on the wall of a pillar of the abandoned school that his group had claimed as home.

"Oh wow!!!! Spooky month is tommarow! Can't believe I forgot! Nehehehe it's going to be so fun messing with everyone at the school." Kokichi throws his arms behind his head smiling.

"Don't forget you have to spend spooky month with us too!" His pink haired subordinate protested as she puts her hands on her hips.

"Ahaha but of course Kimmy! I'd never miss a holiday spent with you all!" Kokichi smiled at her and she sighed deeply not sure how their boss just managed to smile and be so strong for them all.

"Hmm??? What's the matter? You're making a sad face again." Kokichi hummed heading over to her to smile brightly with his arms behind his back.

"Are you doing okay boss? Like really okay? Some of us might of spied on you while you were at school and well... I had to stop a couple of our subordinates from rushing in and beating the shit out of your classmates." She sighed deeply.

"Nehehehe." Kokichi laughed whole heartedly with his hand touching his mouth.

"How can I be sad with friends like you guys? Even if the whole world is my enemy.... You guys make it better." Kokichi thinks looking up at his subordinate smiling.

"Awl don't worry about them Kimmy! They are nothing to me! Just tiny pests standing in my way! Nothing to worry yourselves about." Kokichi assured him feeling pretty good today.

"If you say so." She sighed again but accepted this answer.

"Hey everyone! We made breakfast!" Kokichi's long brunette haired subordinate named Hana chimed holding a plate with an omelette on it.

"Mmmhhmmm! How fancy!" Kokichi heads toward Hana and takes the plate as the others head to the cafeteria to get their food, "Thanks mom!" Kokichi beamed.

"Hehehe that makes Izuki your daddy." Hana teased and Kokichi chocked on his omelette as Izuki just looked at them and tried sneaking out of the door not wanting to be part of that conversation.

"Hold it! You get back here." Kokichi quickly grabbed the spiked haired blonde with a goatee by the ear dragging back into the room as he sat his plate on the desk.

"Awl don't hurt him boss. I was just playing." Hana blushed.

"Nah. Not going to." Kokichi pulls the guy into an arm over the shoulder hug, "Since when you and Page start being official?" He asked.

"I... uh... she confessed to me like two days ago... and well... felt wrong to say no... uh... please don't throw me into Siberia." Izuki shook with fear.

"Ohhhh please! We ALL knew she had it bad for you. I didn't know you felt the same though." Kokichi explains.

"She's sweet... we got good synergy... She's pretty... So... I thought... why not... give her chance... Uh... I'll do my best to take care of her boss..." Izuki replied shyly.

"All of you are going to hook up with each other and leave me all alone!!!" Kokichi starts fake crying and Hana slaps him softly.

"Don't say that when you rejected Kimmy cuz you gay!" Hana puts her arms of her hips glaring at Kokichi angrily.

Kokichi turns red and nodded touching his cheek, "Sorry. I forgot." He apologized.

"Apologize to Kimmy... geez... so insensitive." Hana felt mad.

"She don't mean it. You know she over protective of her sisters. I'm sure she'd and the others be over the moon when you find the one you're meant to be with." Izuki offered coolly.