:Distorted Beauty

"The Spanish Professor"

My friend's dating the Spanish professor

The last time I heard

This anomaly of student with teacher is strange I have to concur

A few rounds in Cuba, doing a little shopping and staying out late

A couple throwdowns with a few white girls

and her connection was deemed fate

Now she visits his two bedroom apartment

Making awkward covo with his Indian roommate

She floats around like a balloon after their steamy dates

She goes around singing weird folk music

And always answers "bueno"

She feels bad about skipping class with me and her eyes are in a glow

Everything from yoga in the middle of the park

And cuddling with his old hippy wooden guitars

My strange mop-looking Spanish teacher has stolen her heart

Their wedding will be over Cuba on a flying Papusa float

Her ex's pour into the ceremony; those men off those spanish soaps

At the end of the night, people will line up directly in front of me

And ask if I ever knew the two were meant to be

And that's when I'll drop down, laughing,

Straight to my knees and utter the only word I learned in his class

and that is "SI"