Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When He Uses Pick Up Lines On You

The boys were bored in the house. Phil decided to have a little fun.
"Dan," He said. Dan raised an eyebrow. "Do you want to have a bet?"
Dan nodded.
"Tomorrow, we'll try to flirt with our girlfriend. He who has the best reaction wins a pound."
"Challenge accepted."

Dan:

You were at Dan's flat. Dan was really uncomfortable today for some strange reason. Phil was just lurking around. Something strange was going on.

"Dan, is something wrong?"

"Nope. I was just...wondering if we went to high school together!"

You raised an eyebrow. "No?"

"Really? I could've sworn we had chemistry together!"

It was a minute before you started laughing uncontrollably.

"What?" Dan pouted. "It was supposed to be sexy!"

That made you laugh even harder.

Phil:

Phil came to your house unexpectedly. He was really on edge and every time you felt his forehead he flinched away.

The 17th time, you asked why.

"I just wanted you to know that if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

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"Phil, go home and lie down please."