Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When He's A Pervert :/

A/N I know it's short, I'm sorry, but I really wanted to do this! Enjoy!

Dan:

It was a nice Saturday in London. You were off today.

Dan was making you breakfast, being generous, even though you insisted he didn't. He wanted to make you eggs, cereal, and orange juice; a balanced breakfast.

You were sitting at the table, watching the news, while Dan made the eggs.

"Y/N?" He asked.

"Hmm?"

"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, fried, or fertilized?"

"Oh, I like th-" Your voice trailed off as you realized what he just said. You picked up the remote, walked over to him, and smacked the remote on the top of his head.

"Oww!" He whined.

"Hmph." You grunted, crossing your arms and walking back to the TV.

Phil

You and Phil were at the pool  today, swimming.

Phil was underwater, holding his breath, like you. You were having a breath holding competition, and Phil was winning.

You decided to swim around a bit to see if that would help. Phil, who was starting to loose his breath, started kicking and thrashing in the water.

You were wearing a bikini that day, and when Phil started thrashing around, he got a hold of your bikini top and ripped it off.

You went back up to the surface and covered yourself up. Phil surfaced.

"Ha, I wo-" He blushed when he saw you, but grinned cheekily when he saw the top at the bottom of the pool. He reached for it.

"Oh, you want this?" He teased. You were blushing furiously and you were super mad.

"PHIL! LESTER! GIVE IT BACK! NOW!" You screeched like a monkey.

"Why? I kinda like this view.. But fine." He threw it at you.

You dove underwater and put it on. After that, you beat him on the head.

"STOP BEING PERVERTED!"