Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When He's Drunk

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Dan's GF POV

You leaned against the wall of Phil's flat, amused.
A/N This one is for you Phangirls

"Phil, you're the hottest chap I've ever met!" Dan slurred. "Just come out the closet already!"

"Or *hiccup* we can go in the closet, if you know what I mean." Phil replied.

Don't worry, Phil's girlfriend was already recording.

"I love you Phil!" Dan cried and started sobbing on his shoulder.

"I love you too man!" Phil hugged him. He kissed his forehead.

"Now I hate to break up a beautiful thing," You interrupted. "But it's nearly midnight and we need to get you home, Dan!"

"Yeah. Phil needs to go to bed now. He needs to have his hangover tomorrow."

"NO!" Phil stomped his foot. "I'm...running away with Dan, and we're going to have two and a half kids."

"Yeah Y/N!" Dan hiccuped. "And...Phil's going to be..... the mother!" Dan passed out.

"Nooo! My baby daddy!" Phil cried before also passing out.

"Idiots." You and Phil's girlfriend both said at the same time.

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"Y-Y/N?" Dan trudged in your bedroom, rubbing his head.

"Good morning Dan!" You smiled. You had some pills and orange juice ready to go. He thanked you and took them.

"What happened last night?" He asked, drinking the orange juice.

"You and Phil made out in the closet and now you're the father of his baby." You lied, turning around to go to your computer. You smirked.

"Do you mean..." He trailed off.

"YUP!" You giggled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Dan screamed, running out the room and running to his room.

You waited 5 minutes before explaining to him what really happened last night.

He still spent the whole day in his room.