Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When He Gets Mad

Dan:

Well, you broke the #1 Girlfriend Rule. You broke your boyfriend's Xbox while he was out with Phil.

Dan was already in a pretty bad mood when he came home, because he lost a bet with Phil.

"Um, Dan." You approached him with fear.

"What." He looked at you.

"Now, you know how much I love you, right?" Dan slowly nodded.

You showed him the XBox.

He gasped. "My precious child!" He turned to you. "What happened?"

"I was walking with it-"

"Well, that explains everything! You don't even know how to walk on your own two feet!"

"Now wait just a minute!"

"For what? You to fall over? You're extremely clumsy."

"D-Dan.." Your voice softened.

"No! Just go away right now!" He yelled.

You wanted to fight back, but you couldn't find the courage to and just ran out the door, making sure to slam it behind you.

Phil

"Phil, what is this?" You held up the tiny hamster, waiting for an answer.

"A hamster."

"Phil-" You sighed.

"I wanted a hamster!"

"But you're going to make me take care of it!"

"Maybe that's because it's cuter than you'll ever be."

"What?!"

"Hamsters don't smart talk, you know."

"You're talking back to me!" You snapped.

"Hamsters also don't yell, and hamsters aren't annoying girlfriends!"

"Well if I'm so annoying, you can just leave!" You pointed to the door.

Phil shrugged.

"Fine by me. Won't have to hear your annoying voice."

With that, he marched out the door.