Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When It's That Time of The Month

Dan:

You were at work, trying to help out a customer. It was difficult because your stomach kept growling and he kept looking at you weirdly.

Finally, after the customer left, you groaned and clutched your stomach in pain. You felt like you were about to die in the Apple Store!

Quickly, you ran to your boss's office, who was, thankfully, another woman. She understood and let you go home.

After a drive for what seemed like forever, you were finally home. You took some painkillers and plopped down on the couch.

You felt like there was a little lion inside your body and it was tearing up your ovaries.

Your phone started ringing. Since you were in a comfortable position, you growled softly and slowly rolled off the couch. You winced as pain shot through your body as you picked up the phone.

"Hello? The voice on the other side chirped.

"Hi, Dan." You tried to sound normal. Your stomach growled loudly.

"What was that?" Dan asked.

"My stomach."

"Oh, then eat darling."

You sighed and shook your head, laughing a bit.

"No, It's...that time of the month." There was a long silence before Dan hung up the phone. You were confused but hung up anyways.

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After an hour, you were bored watching Netflix and you really wanted chocolate. *Or whatever food you like to eat.*

There was a knock at the door. Holding your stomach, you walked over and opened it.

Dan was there with a bunch of chocolate and some of your favorite movies.

"Here you are, darling!" He handed the chocolates to you and made you smile.

"What took you so long?" You asked jokingly.

"Well, I had to buy everything, and then I thought you were at work."

You nodded and invited him to come in. The whole evening, you watched movies and ate chocolate. Or whatever :3

Phil

You were at Phil's house, just watching movies with him, when all of a sudden you sneezed, and bam, Niagra Falls.

You excused yourself to go to the bathroom, and sure enough, blood. You cursed as you pulled out a tampon/pad out of your purse.

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"So, Y/N, I thought we could watch the Notebo--"

"YOU ALWAYS PICK THE MOVIES!" You yelled, Phil taken aback.

"I-I'm sorry, you ca-"

"You'll never understand me!" You exclaimed, sniffing.

Phil's eyes widened. "A-Are you crying?!"

Your stomach started hurting, making you cry even more. You nodded.

"I-I'm on my period!" You said in between sobs. Phil was confused. "Period? I think I've heard of that before.... but isn't that on the end of a sentence?"

"Go ask Dan." He did. This is how the conversation went:

"Dan?"

"Hm?"

"What's a period? Why is Y/N crying?"

"Once a month, a girl has blood come out of her because her egg isn't fertilized, making her stomach hurt and hormones rage."

"Oh. Why don't you get one?"

Long story short, Phil is now at your house.

"Aching stomach, huh?"

You nodded.

He went in the kitchen and pulled out some chocolate and a warm dish rag. He gave the chocolate to you and put the rag on your stomach.

"Thanks."

"You're so cute when you're like this. Can you stay this way forever?"

"Only if you don't impregnate me first." You crossed your arms.

"Oh. Adoption it is then!"