Dan and Phil Boyfriend Scenarios

When You Prank Him

Dan:

You decided to be mean today and prank Dan just because. Phil volunteered to help you and even put it on Youtube.

You decided to exploit his fear of the dark. You took paper towel rolls and stuck them to the walls around the house. Then, you put red glowsticks in them to make them look like eyes.

When Dan came home, it was dark. As he was looking for the light switch, he saw a pair of glowing eyes and screamed.

"ALIEN LLAMAS! VAMPIRES! ZOMBIES! HELP!" He started running toward Phil's room, and saw more eyes along the way.

"PHIL! ARE YOU IN THERE?! DEMONS ARE IN OUR FLAT!"

You opened the door to a panicked Dan, laughing.

"Dan, it's okay!" You giggled hugging him. Phil was behind him, laughing.

Dan went from panicked to super angry. He stomped to his room.

"BLOODY WANKERS!"

Phil

You and Phil were at a Starbucks. You had a friend who worked there who decided to give you two a discount.

When your friend suggested to prank your boyfriend, you accepted. Your friend made a smoothie out of every hot sauce you two could find.

When she gave you your smoothie, she winked and said it was on the house

You brought it over to Phil and gave him the smoothie.

"Thank you dearest!" He smiled, taking the smoothie. You kissed him on his nose.

You sat down and watched as he drank it. His face started getting red and he started coughing.

You muffled laughter as he spit it out into a nearby trashcan.

"Why?!" He called out, still coughing. "Did you do this?!"

You nodded, giggling.

The joke was on you, because you had to deal with Phil's hiccups.

"You know, *hiccup* that smoothie isn't *hiccup* anywhere near as hot as *hiccup* you!"

"Phil..just..stop. You lost the bet."