Steve: good morning broskis and welcome to the scoop troop!
Robin: Steve you know damn well that's not the name we agreed on.
Eddie: yeah, we're called the homo-bromos.
Robin: dude what- no... it's literally scoops ahoy. That's it.
Scoops.
Ahoy.
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Eddie after fighting the demo-bats: just killed God, going to double hell.
Steve: dude...
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Steve: EDDIE YOURE BLEEDING OUT WHATS YOUR TYPE??
Eddie: 6 foot, dirty blond, gorgeous blue eyes...
Steve: NOT THAT IDIOT, YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Eddie: oh uh...red?
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Steve: let me tell you the story of the girl who only ate vegetables.
Eddie: ..go on
Steve: nah, you've probably never heard of herbivore.
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Robin: Steve be honest with me...are you gay?
Steve: what? No of course not. I'm not gay. But my boyfriend is.
Eddie lying on a table: damn straight.
Steve:
Eddie: wait-
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Eddie: who the fuck...
Steve: language.
Eddie: English
Steve: no...
Eddie: WHOM the fuck.
Steve: NO.
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Eddie: I could really go for a nap right now.
Steve: hun, you just woke up.
Eddie: I've been awake for 20 minutes, that's long enough for me. You're welcome to join me. *winks*
Steve: *smirks* well if you insist.
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Steve: wait wait wait..are you..flirting with me?
Eddie, tearing up: I'm fucking trying to.
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Non Steddie shippers: you can't marry a man you just met.
Steddie shippers:
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Nancy: how do you guys deal with a break up?
Robin: eat ice cream
Eddie: drugs
Jonathan: cry and watch sad movies
Steve: adopt 6 middle school kids and become the best single mom the entirety of America has ever seen.
Robin: ok..
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