Eddie: what's up guys, I'm aliveeeeee.
Dustin: what the hell? I saw you die?
Eddie: death is a social construct.
Steve: WHAT THE FU-
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Steve: I love you.
Eddie: that's gay.
Steve: dude, we've been dating for 2 years.
Eddie: ...still gay.
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Eddie: Harringtons got her, don't ya big boy?
Steve: oh...
Steve: am I attracted to this?
Steve: pfft..no
Steve: ..am I?
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Mike: I love you Eleven. You're the best girlfriend ever.
Robin, Eddie, Steve, Will: *cringes in gay*
Straight people.
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Joyce: ok so here is the list of people I trust to look after my kid with you.
Eddie: this literally just says Steve Harringto-
Joyce: I know what I wrote.
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Some rando: are you a boy or a girl?
Eddie: I'm your problem.
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Steve: I'm the weird dad, wine mum, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin in one person.
Eddie: I'm the gay emo cousin. You can't take that title from me.
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Steve: don't be a hero.
Eddie: *tries to fight the bats in the upside down*
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!
Eddie: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!
Steve: NO, IM YOUR BOYFRIEND BITCH.
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Robin: are you guys dating yet?
Steve *grabbing onto Eddie*: absolutely not.
Eddie *kissing Steve's head*: why would you even think that?
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Robin: AHA- CAUGHT YOU. YOURE MAKING OUT.
Eddie: *still reading* really? Steve why didn't you tell me I would've put down my book.
Steve: sorry babe, I'll try remember next time.
Robin: fuck you guys.
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Eddie: Batman and Robinnnn, Robin and Batmannn, hello there my favourite superhero's.
Steve: dibs on being Robin.
Robin: cool, I relate to Batman more anyway.
Eddie: not how I thought that would go but I'll role with it. *walks off humming the Batman theme tune*
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