Them as things I've said

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A/N: I swear, I'll get out at least one more, actually good chapter today.


Meilin (Mei Mei) むビド

"In this house, we live Max (Mayfield), we laugh Max, we love Max, and we are Max." (Just replace that with Robaire, lmao. 💀)


Miriam り逸王

"What I need is a whole jar of melatonin to pass out and forget this ever happened."


Priya 閲やぉ

(Technically not me, but my dad, but-)

Dad: "Do you ever wonder if homophobes look in the sky when there's a rainbow and just, like, cringe?

Me: "oH, iT's The stUpiD gaYs aGaiN, pAul"

Either that or:

"I am currently screaming, crying, throwing up, and throwing myself off the Eiffel Tower."


Abby はソヴ

"GIRL, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ASCENDING INTO HEAVEN"


Tyler ぉ卸た

"WHY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND IN THERE, BOTTLES OF CUM OR SOME *insert no-no word here, even though like, half my audience wouldn't care if I put it in there, because if you know what 'cum' is, you should be fine with it*"

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