What if Tanjiro was a Pure Saiyan? (DB X KNY)

Insults

"Don't mock me, boy."

Muichiro says, "I'm not mocking you. I'm just stating a fact. In any case, I'm going to cut off your head and kill you. I mean, I sort of feel like I'm in incredible shape right now. I wonder why." Gyokko angrily says, "Even your tone is an insult, you brat. You've only been alive for about ten years." Muichiro says, "Say what you like, but there isn't a single thing I can respect about you. The way you look and talk... It's just disgusting." Gyokko places a pot behind Muichiro and appears in it while saying, "You're just too poor and uncultured to understand my beauty, refinement and elegance. Even if you show a cockroach a book, it can't read it!" Muichiro looks behind him and says, "But you're the one who looks like he scurries around in filth." Gyokko yells, "Shut up vermin! Your limbs are too short for your blade to reach my neck!" Muichiro says with a bored tone, "No. I totally reached it a minute ago l. Anyways, it's your legs and arms that are shorter. Or were you just talking to yourself just now? Sorry for interrupting." Gyokko laughs and says, "What a childish provocation! You seem desperate. It's embarrassing. Did you think I, Gyokko, would be undone with such prattle?" Muichiro gets into a thinking position and begins to observe Gyokko's vase as he says, "Hmm... Hmm..." Gyokko asks, "Hyo Hyo! What's wrong?" Muichiro answered, "I just noticed... Is that vase leaning to one side? It doesn't look symmetrical. What shoddy workmanship." Gyokko gets unbelievably at the insult thrown at his work and screams out, "THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BULGING! What about my vase... Is warped?" Gyokko pulls out ten smaller vases in his hands and used,

"Blood Demon Art: Ten Thousand Gliding Slimefish!!"

Gyokko yells, "Ten thousand assassins will eat you down to your bones! I'll make you part of one of my pieces of art!" Muichiro hops back and takes in a deep while using,

"Mist Breathing, Sixth Form: Lunar Dispersing Mist!"

He hops into the air and slashed the fish that chased him down. Gyokko thought, "Wha...? He cut them all! Such speed and reach! Where did my poison go? This is unexpected but is no problem at all. When killed by a nichirin sword, my slime fish spray poison before they turn to dust! Even better, the poison is absorbed through the skin! If it touches him, that's the end!" Muichiro finished slashing all of the fish and plants his feet on the ground. He raises his sword beside his face and used,

"Mist Breathing, Third Form: Scattering Mist Splash!"

Muichiro spun his blade in a circle, catching all the fish in his defensive move and deflecting them. He then dashed at Gyokko while Gyokko thought, "What? He spun and deflected all of them!" Muichiro's blade finally made contact and cut through his neck. Gyokko thought, "I'll just shed my skin..." Muichiro knew what was up and said, "Ugh. What a pain. Would you please stop jumping up into the trees?" Gyokko grew a more sinister presence while saying, "Now I will show you my true form!" Muichiro said, "Oh... Okay." Gyokko continues, "You're only the third person to ever witness this!" Muichiro again says, "That's quite a lot." Gyokko barks, "Shut up! Once I get this serious, no one has ever survived!" Muichiro chimes in, "Oh, wow." Gyokko screams, "Shut your insolent mouth, stupid brat! These transparent scales are stronger than diamonds! I developed this form inside my vase. Kneel before this perfect, beautiful form!" All was quiet because Muichiro listened to the demon. Gyokko was irritated and yelled, "Say something, you dunce! You really get under my skin, you miserable brat!" Muichiro squint's his eyes and says, "Well, it's just... You told me to shut my mouth. Also, I'm not the least bit..." Gyokko threw a punch at Muichiro. Before he could land the hit, Muichiro finishes, "...surprised." Gyokko kept throwing punches but missed him because Muichiro sat up in the tree. Gyokko asks, "Didn't you just tell me not to flee into the trees? What a pain!" Muichiro pushed some fish off his body and explains, "No, it's just... That stink. My nose can't handle it." All while the battle raged on, both Kanamori and Haganezuka hid behind a bush. Gyokko asks, "What do you think of my godlike hands? Anyone who touches my fists will be turned into adorable little fish! And my speed! My body is flexible and tough! And thanks to my flexible scales... I can bend in any direction I like!" Muichiro begins to laugh quietly. This didn't go unbothered by Gyokko, who asks, "You're trembling. Are you scared? My first attacks were just for show." Muichiro looks up at Gyokko with a smile and says, "Even the strongest attacks are pointless if they don't hit."

Chapter 99: End.

- A Little Secret -
Before going to the Yoshiwara District, Tanjiro visited his home and family's grave. He cleaned the house and made two promises.

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