Amberpricefield Oneshots

Burning For You (Amberpricefield)

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(Spooky season is upon us my friends. Yes, I know it's still August but I'm officially calling it. I'm done with summer. I'm shepherding in fall. So enjoy. Planning some super fun shoots this fall so look forward to that. I can't wait.)

Warnings: discussion of burning pee (lol, you'll see) mentions of sex, mentions of tampons (idk, maybe that freaks you out) also, Max is only in this if you squint so it's really just Amberprice. Enjoy!
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"Well, that's it." Chloe said, sighing as she tossed her phone on the bed next to Rachel.

"What?" Rachel asked, looking up from her own phone.

"I scared her off."

"What? Who?"

"I scared another girl off trying to be bold."

"What did you do?" Rachel asked smirking.

"I was telling her how much it burns to pee after these kidney stones and then she goes and gets all ditsy and shy and won't respond."

Rachel laughed.

"You did what?"

"I was complaining about how much it burns to pee."

Rachel rolled over and kicked her feet as she laughed.

"What?" Chloe asked defensively. "Should I not have done that?"

Rachel wheezed as she struggled to get herself together. Coughing to clear her throat.

"Okay, so, let me get this clear." Rachel said. "You complained to a girl, that your urethra was burning?"

"Well yeah. She asked how I was doing."

Rachel giggled.

"So that's what you went with?"

"Well it's topical." Chloe said. "It really does burn Rache."

She held he crotch for added emphasis and Rachel lost it again.

"What?!"

"I'm sorry it's just too funny. What did you think you were gonna get from that?" Rachel asked.

"I don't know. I just thought it was bold. To talk about it. I don't know, it's close to the rest.." Chloe said. "And then I bragged about how lesbianism has somehow made it so I've never had a UTI so this is the first time I've experienced something like this."

"So you hinted at sex?" Rachel asked.

"Did I?"

"Well yeah. That's kinda what that is right?"

"I don't know."

"Well you sent the text." Rachel said laughing.

"Here, you read it, and tell me what you'd think." Chloe said, showing Rachel her phone screen.

Rachel was silent while she read the message.

"Really? Max?" Rachel asked. "That's who you sent this to? Well of course you made her uncomfortable! You know how she is!"

"That's not important." Chloe said. "What would you think?"

"Well, it definitely implies sex." Rachel said. "Not graphically and not necessarily with her but you basically just said, I've had sex before and I know how to avoid UTIs."

"What?! That's not what I meant." Chloe complained.

"Oh, she's typing." Rachel said looking at the screen.

"Really?!" Chloe asked reaching to grab it.

"Ah, no. She stopped."

Rachel cringed.

"Well that's no good. This is no good." Chloe said, facepalming.

"Oh! lol, she said lol." Rachel said, handing Chloe's phone back. "That means, I'm uncomfortable can we change the subject."

Chloe grabbed for her phone and Rachel pulled back.

"Rachel give it to me."

"Ah Ah Ah. Change. The subject." Rachel said seriously.

"I will!" Chloe promised.

Rachel handed her the phone back.

"I'm gonna tell her about the time I almost lost a tampon and you had to help me dig it out." Chloe said, typing.

Rachel's eyes went wide and she grabbed the phone back.

"No no no. You're done for the evening." Rachel said.

"I'm kidding!" Chloe said, smirking. "Got you though."

"Chloe, that story is best never being told." Rachel said darkly.

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A/N
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This is. A true story. Unfortunately. That's right folks. Yours truly, tried to be bold in conversation talking about my burning urethra and scared a girl off. What's wrong with being bold? Can't we normalize talking about these things? I get it. It's 'private' or whatever but it's just pee! Idk. Maybe it's the mere idea of where it comes from or whatever. But I was just trying to make conversation and idk maybe also make a bit of a move... we've been talking now for several months. Went on three dates that didn't really work out but I was under a lot of stress at the time and now I want back in. How does one get back in? How can I be more obvious with my flirts? Genuinely. If you have advice. Let me know. Also, sorry if this also scared you off. Lol