In the planter's house Sprig and Polly are cleaning the dishes, Polly licks a fork as Pika slightly jokes "Fucking look, dude, all I'm saying is that where I'm from you could get arrested for having a couch this fucking firm"
"Back in my day we didn't have furniture. We sat on rocks. Sharp ones." Hop-pop rebutted
"Okay fucking hell dude But if I get butt blisters, I'm blaming you" Pika bites back
"Back in my day we called those 'character'" Hop-pop tells
"Dude your days really disregarded amphibian health" Pika comments
Outside the Planters house Pika carries a box as sprig rakes some leaves and hop-pop holds the door for Pika "It's so... fucking heavy" Pika groaned
"Mind the flagstone" Hop-pop called out
"The wha-" Pika asked as they trip on a rock and yell "SHIT-"
"Back in my day, kids spent less time complainin' and more time watching their step" Hop-pop complained
"Yeah? Well, where I'm from during your day women and black people didn't have fucking stupid rights! And people fucking fixed their crummy houses" Pika argued to which hop-pop gasped
"This house is like family! You apologize!" Hop-pop yelled
"Nice joke... wait you're serious. To a fucking house?" Pika yelled back
Sprig is reading on the couch and Polly is playing solitaire in the living room as a thud is heard "FOR FUCK SAKES! WHERE IM FROM PEOPLE DONT ALWAYS HURRY YOU IN THE BATHROOM" Pika yelled as another thud is heard
"Well, back in my day we didn't have a bathroom!" Hop Pop yells,
another thud "1. BULLSHIT! 2.Stop hitting the door with a battering ram!" Pika yelled
"It's been two hours!" Hop-Pop complained.
"I can't take this anymore!" Sprig yells
"They're just getting used to each other. It's not a big deal." Polly disregarded the consistent problems between Pika and Hop-pop
"Not a big deal? Do you remember the Henderson's next door? They used to argue all the time, and look what happened to them" Sprig argued,
it then shows an abandoned looking house as wally loots it "Nothing like scavenging the remains of a broken frog family" Wally says while carrying some of the loot
"If we don't do something now, it won't be long before their bickering tears this family apart" Sprig continued as he started go look worried,
"I still think we should just give them time. Not like we have a lot of options. You can't force people to get along" Polly suggests,
Sprig then gets an idea "Of course not, Polly. Of course not... Of course-" He replied
"Just go already!" Polly yelled
At the back of the Plantar house Hop-pop sighs as a flock of flies honking like geese fly pass, Sprig runs to Hop-pop yelling "We've been robbed!"
Shocked Hop-pop yelled "Say whaaaaat?"
Which resulted in Pika laughing "Sorry, Hop-pop just delivered the best sitcom line for when something shocking happened, kinda like how we've been robbed, oh wait we have been... shit" they started to mutter at the end,
Sprig and Hop-pop stared at Pika confused "Must be painful to make so little sense all the time" Hop-pop said as he shook his head,
Pika stared at him annoyed and thought "Bitch-"
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Travelling to new lands
Fanfictionbasically Amphibia but instead of Anne, Marcy and Sasha it's me (Pika), Em and Cy (Cover may change) ⚠️WARNING⚠️! THIS WILL CONTAIN FOUL LANGUAGE! AND POSSIBLY TRIGGERING TOPICS I DO NOT OWN AMPHIBIA! CREDITS GO TO THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON IT! I ONL...
