The Consul and The Cat

26- Enemies AND Lovers?!

"WELCOME BACK EVERYBODYYYY!!! I'm just as upset as y'all that the ConsulKitty Fanfic Reading was cut short due to some.. Unfortunately smart captives- I MEAN GUESTS! But don't worry, I GOT THEM TO RETURN!" Chili Pepper smiles and gestures to The Consul and Killer Kitty, who are sitting next to each other on a couch.

She continues, "They're even wearing matching outfits this time! How romantic. So, tonight, we have another Sagefeather oneshot because of course, and MilfLover13 updated their smutshot collection!"

Killer Kitty sits up more, "WAIT! ANYTHING but MilfLover13! Please.."

Chili Pepper raises an eyebrow, "Oh? Do you have any suggestions?"

Killer Kitty sighs, "Reflection forced me to read this one smutfic recently and... It's better than MilfLover13."

Chili Pepper raises her other eyebrow, "Ooooo~" she rubs her hands together, "What's the title and author?"

"It's 'Bed-breaking Stuff' by SoberStan69."

The Consul chokes on the air, covering his face with both of his hands.

Killer Kitty looks at him, "Are you ok?"

His voice cracks as he squeaks, "JusT FIne!"

"Consul, have you perchance..."

The Consul's heart beats in his chest.

Killer Kitty continues, "... Read this before?"

The Consul sighs heavily, slumping back on the couch, "Yeah..." "I WROTE THAT. When I was GROUNDED! I swear if we have to act it out-" He internally panics.

Chili Pepper giggles, "I like the reaction this got out of you! We're reading that first."

"FUCK!"

"I haven't even pulled up the fic yet, Consul. Don't worry, it won't take long for you to have to act that part out."

Killer Kitty stares at him, "I didn't know you could swear like that, Consul."

The Consul stares back, "I try not to. And I'm so sorry in advance."

"At least we have a couch this time. I don't think I could survive the table again..."

Chili Pepper pulls up the fic on the projector, "Actually the couch folds out to be a bed. Also, you're both getting 10k each."

Killer Kitty mumbles, "I might have to do this for a living..."

Chili Pepper cracks her knuckles, "Alright, boys, time to act! Don't worry, the stream's already rated mature."

"Greeeaat, that was definitely the thing I was the most concerned about..."

The chat is way too excited, as is Dark Enchantress. She's sitting at the table with her laptop open to the stream, sipping a red gatorade.

Pomegranate leans against its side, "I can't believe they don't appreciate my fic! I worked so hard on that..."

Dark Enchantress pats her head, "I know, my faithful number two."

Red Velvet shifts uncomfortably in his seat, "Can I go babysit Poison Mushroom..?"

"Licorice is taking care of them already."

"Then uh... Can I walk my dogs..?"

"You walked them already."

"Damn..."

Werewolf walks into the room, "Hey-"

Red Velvet gets up and grabs him by the shoulders, "Take me with you! Please, they're watching Chili Pepper's stream..."