𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 | s. lopez

Tested

If there was one thing Juniper and Blaine would agree the most on, it's that New York has the best food they've ever tasted. When they first arrived they made a promise to each other to try one new place every day, and after months of taste testing treats from every bakery, they agreed that one was the best.

The cronut – a heavenly mix of a croissant and a donut.

They were addicting, and both friends might have made an unhealthy habit of getting them two or more times a day. Juniper was good about balancing the sweet out with healthy food, but Blaine on the other hand made a bad habit of surviving solely on the fast food places surrounding NYADA.

"This is bad," Blaine panicked as he paced back and forth. "This is so bad. This is really, really bad."

"Blainey calm down," said Juniper from her spot at the kitchen table. "So what, you gained a few pounds. It's nothing that a healthy diet and a regular exercise routine won't fix."

"Easy for you to say Little Miss Fast Metabolism. I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!"

"That's not true."

"Really?" Blaine asked, crossing his arms and raising a brow at the brunette. "Tell that to my ripped pants!"

"Don't get your panties in a pretzel, Spongebob Squarepants," Juniper teased. "It's not like Big Larry is gonna come around and put you down."

"Shut up," the boy scoffed. "You're not the one who's ashamed to be intimate with your boyfriend."

"Yeah cause I'm mostly lesbian," the brunette countered.

Blaine sighed and gave her an unamused look.

"Okay, look," said Juniper, standing up and walking over to her friend. "This isn't the end of the world. You're gonna be okay. Kurt loves you, he's gonna understand. Don't beat yourself up over this."

"Thanks, Juniper," Blaine smiled softly.

"You guys!" Sam called from the living room. "The movie's starting!"

Juniper grabbed a bowl of popcorn and sat down on the couch next to Finn.

"You sure you're okay spending your Friday night with a bunch of dudes?" he asked.

"Yeah, totally," said the younger girl. "Santana's working late and Rachel and Mercedes are catching up so I figured I might as well hang with the second coolest person I know."

"Second coolest?" Finn questioned.

"Second to Santana, of course."

"What about the rest of us?" asked Sam.

"You guys are cool too, I guess," Juniper shrugged, eating a handful of popcorn.

"Guys, I can't stand it anymore," said Artie, getting everyone's attention. "I have to tell you something. I have chlamydia."

"What?" asked Kurt.

"What?!" asked Sam.

"Oh my god," said Blaine.

"Gross," said Juniper, shaking her head.

"Are you serious?" asked Finn.

"Yeah, the doctor called me and said I tested positive," said Artie.

"How is that possible?" asked Kurt.

"I don't know how."

"Do you wear condoms?" asked Blaine.

"No," Artie deadpanned.

"Well, that would be how," said Finn.

"Artie, are you kidding?!" Juniper exclaimed, standing up and exchanging a look with Sam.

"The one time I bought some, I got nervous because they were locked in a cabinet," said the brunette boy. "The pharmacist asked me what kind I liked and I panicked. So then she gave me ones that were all greasy and smelled like banana. It was like putting on a tiny, greasy, banana flavored wetsuit."

"No, Artie!" Juniper snapped. "There's no excuses! That's completely irresponsible!"

"You have to wear one everytime!" Sam shouted.

"Stop yelling," said Blaine, standing up. "I'm sure he feels bad enough."

"No, Blaine, this isn't okay," said Juniper. "Artie needs to be slut shamed."

"I'm slut shaming you, Artie," said Sam, pointing a finger at the boy.

"You're lucky it was chlamydia," said Kurt. "You could've caught something that can't be cured."

"You could've gotten somebody pregnant," said Juniper. "Slut!"

"Slut shamed!" yelled Sam.

"Well, I'm sure you're getting treated, right?" asked Kurt.

"Yes," said Artie. "I take antibiotics for two weeks and then a checkup to make sure it's cured."

"You have to tell the girl you slept with," said Finn.

"Which one?"

"Excuse me?!" Juniper gasped. "Which one?!"

"Yeah, I've been sleeping with two different girls," said Artie.

"Who are you?!" asked Sam. "It's like I don't even know you!"

"Slut shamed!" Juniper shouted, pointing a finger at Artie.

"Sam, Juniper! Calm down!" Blaine yelled.

"Artie, listen to us," said Finn, standing up and kneeling down in front of Artie. "You have to tell these girls that you have chlamydia. If you don't, you're gonna put their health at risk and they could spread it to others. It's the right thing to do. You owe it to them."

"Slut shamed," Juniper whispered, pointing her finger at Artie before accepting some hand sanitizer from Sam. "Slut shamed. Feel the shame, Wheels. Feel the fucking shame."

"I feel the shame," Artie mumbled, hanging his head.

"Good."

a/n - this was part of the show too funny not to include 😂