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The Untitled Rachel Berry Project

Santana was away shooting a Yeast-I-Stat comercial, so Juniper had been hanging out in the loft with the others. She was helping Blaine out in the kitchen while Rachel talked about the TV show that was going to be written around her.

There was a knock on the door and Rachel went over to answer it. "Brittany!"

Juniper quickly turned and saw her favorite blonde standing in the doorway with a huge smile.

"What up, bitches," said Brittany.

"Oh my god, Britt!" Juniper exclaimed. She dropped the towel she was using to dry the dishes and ran over to hug her.

"Hi Junibear!" Brittany exclaimed, lifting the younger girl up so that her feet were off the ground a bit. "I missed you so much!"

"I missed you too!"

"Brittany, I thought that you were on Lesbian Island," said Mercedes.

"No, I lost my passport," said Brittany as she put Juniper down and came into the loft. "I was trapped in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie. So, where's Santana?"

"Oh, she's shooting a Yeast-I-Stat commercial in Iowa for a week," said Juniper. "Apparently they have the best wheat fields to slow motion run through."

"Hello?" asked a voice.

Everyone turned to the door and saw a woman who must be the writer for Rachel's show.

"I'm Mary Halloran," the woman introduced.

"Hello, I am Rachel Berry," said Rachel as she went over to shake her hand. "It is so nice to meet you. Let me introduce you to everyone."

"Oh, no, no, no," said Mary, shaking her head. "Don't bother. I have a thing about names. Jonathan says it's a form of narcissism, but I think it's related to my anxiety disorder."

"Who's Jonathan?" asked Juniper.

"He's my Tuesday-Thursday shrink," said Mary. "At least I think that's his name. Anyway, I'm really excited to be working with you, Randy. It's gonna be a blast."

Mary smiled at Rachel and went to set up her things in the living room. Juniper exchanged a look with Brittany before she turned to Rachel.

"Good luck with this one," the younger brunette said and gently patted Rachel back.

****

After a couple days of Mary interviewing everyone, it was finally time to read through the first episode.

"Okay, you guys," Rachel said enthusiastically. "Welcome to the first informal read through of The Untitled Mary Halloran Project."

Juniper sat down on the couch next to Brittany as Rachel handed everyone a script.

"So, I will be playing the role of Rachel. Juniper will be playing Muniper. Blaine will be playing Slaine and Brittany, you'll be playing Nittany."

"Whoo!" Brittany cheered.

"I'm guessing I'm Jam?" Sam asked, furrowing his brows at the script.

"Blartie?" Artie questioned.

"Cert?" asked Kurt. "I'm Cert, like the breath mint."

"Let's start with scene one," said Rachel, ignoring everyone's confusion. "Interior, Cert and Rachel's apartment. Rachel eats a full sheet cake in a bathtub thinking about her gay dads who work for NASA."

"I didn't know Rachel's dads worked for NASA," Brittany said, turning to Juniper with an innocent smile.

"'Hey, where did you get that dinosaur suit?'" Rachel asked as she read from the script.