incorrect quotes book

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Yeah so I've been gathering great incorrect quotes for a while and I think I have more than enough to do one-

*ahem* 1141 total images

Let's just- here have some-

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RQ Sabre: I am not going to therapy I am going to forge a powerful sword

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RQ Therapist Green: anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? It's fun, it's free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards

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Lucas: I just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole freaking apple. Like I didn't even realize I was eating it until it was all gone.
One moment it was in my hand and I guess my brain went, C O N S U M E

Rainbow: horse instincts

Lucas: that is the scariest thing anyone has ever said to me

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RQ Sabre, about TFC: Shawty got them evil bottom jeans~ boots with the curse~

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SSO Green: poor long man jenkins, he's so full of poison but the bugs are eating him anyway

Everyone: ...

SSO Green: ...I realize including the fact that long man jenkins is my my Hoya carnosa houseplant is an important detail

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SS Sabre: an enemy is just a friend I haven't worn down

Nightmare, who captured him: are you saying you're the main character of a kids cartoon?

Sabre: I'm saying that "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat

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RQ Time, texting: when manga characters add a ♡ to their speech...I wish I could do that

Violet leader, texting back: You can. Just put a little love into your voice. Smile. People hear it.

RQ Shadow, after stealing Sabre's phone: moan

RQ Light: ...duality of man.

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RQ Prof. Red: inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of the in the dark

Dark: self-care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that your cells can see whatever the frick they're doing in there

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SS Origin, before hibernation probably: getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the overworld for millennia like the old gods

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SS Mem[redacted]: allow me to de-introduce myself. My name is [redacted]

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Ghost Steve: my house is haunted because I live here

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Seer, to Colle and co., before becoming Void: btw, when I become evil I'll be sure to include all of you in my villain origin story <3

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Hypno Steve: be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

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SS Sabre, Origin arc: I think we should dethrone God

Galaxy: okay let's do it what's our game plan

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Every single Steve ever: ❌️female  ❌️male  ✅️entity

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RQ Faceless: hey girl
I'm trapped in the wall </3

Faceless: girl can't you hear my scratching :(

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RQ Soul: big fan of violence, rot, and Corruption :)

Corruption: 👍

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The First Curse: I was created for shock value

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Galaxy Steve: sure I'm a little stupid but that's like 80% of my charm!

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RQ Hypno: I feel like I'm delusional and hyper-self-aware at the same time

M: that's because you are

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RQ Rainbow: I am fine thank you for asking! Though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

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Sky Person: hey what do you think Sabre's alignment is in the alignment chart?

Elan, motioning towards TR Sabre: everywhere, it depends on his stability

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See?? I have so many- ones abt moss, swords, sleep deprivation-

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