[曦澄 | XiCheng][MDZS Modern AU]: All The Things I Never Told You [~PART 2~]

〽️👁‍🗨 Chapter 221: I don't like you too.

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 Corresponding chapters in WangXian: Trial And Error:  [♻.Call Me.\/.Say My Name.♻]

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Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes, letting his damned friend know just how annoyed he was. For the last half an hour they had been circling around downtown, as Wei Ying was in the process of choosing a diner where they could have lunch, although  –  as time passed, inevitably  –  it was rather becoming time for an afternoon snack with that second cup of coffee for the day.

- Dammit it, moron! Choose already! We are wasting time!  –  he hissed at him, too tempted to just grab him and push him into the next best place on their way.

- But Cheng-Cheng! I wanna try something new! We've been trying different yummy places these last days, me and Wangji! I wanna try---

He cut the meaningless smalltalk he was not interested in  with the rude:

- Call me "Chang-Cheng" one more time, asshole, and I'll break all your bones!

- Ehhh... you scare me sometimes, son!  –  Wei Wuxian chirped and just took his hand (which made him shudder)  and dragged him straight into the next best place indeed, not even caring to look at the name of the diner.

Jiang Wanyin was gnashing his teeth: now he had to wait for 30 more minutes until Wei fucking Wuxian chose some illogical and unrelated foodstuffs from the menu, and until their order arrived. 

It was a shabby-looking place, smelly and cheap, and he totally regretted getting out of A-Huan's warm place today. With a small stifled sigh he thought of the delicious meals Estella had to be cooking right about now, and also  –  about Lan Huan's sweet embrace and kisses... Instead, he had to spend time with this retarded moron...

The only thing that gave him some consolation were the frequent glances he was casting at the big bag of goodies that was resting by his side. On the outside he was frowning, watching his companion inhale his pizza and hamburgers just like a pig,  but on the inside he was impatient, anxious, wondering whether his lover would like his choices, his gifts...

He gaped and his eyes widened, though, when Wei Ying just blabbered:

- Just a salad and a juice?! Is this all you're gonna order??? Whaaaat??? Are you pregnant now?! Muahahahahha!

- Shut up... Shut the fuck up...  -  he mumbled, blushing intensely.  –  And how... how...

He chose not to continue, quite amazed that he was still friends with this messy, unreliable, cheesy person. How had they stayed friends over the years??? It was a mystery to him.

- So!  –  Wei Ying was eating greedily, too starved after the weeks spent in the hospital, and after Lan Wangji's strict recuperation  diet.  –  How's San San?! Is he fat yet?

- No.  –  he grunted. There was literally nothing else to say.

- And you?  –  Wei Ying would not let it go, watching him sulk and dig inside his plate full of uneaten salad.  –  You seem more grumpy than usual!  –  he chirped now, amused.  –  Do you.. perhaps... wanna talk... about that huge...