[曦澄 | XiCheng][MDZS Modern AU]: All The Things I Never Told You [~PART 2~]

〽️👁‍🗨 Chapter 233: Lan Wangji's Day.

Link:  https://www.facebook.com/anticajaepetrella/posts/486776996146532

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the 23rd of January

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- Babe, I really have to go!

- Nooo, don't you dare hang up on me, Lan Xichen!!!

- Ah, it's been ages since you called me "Lan Xichen", honey! Are you really that maaaad???

- Asshole!!! What does it mean?! What does it mean you won't be able to come by today?!?

- Honey, we've already been through this!  –  Lan Huan sighed, tired.  -  I have some final preparations for tonight to make! I have to check and confirm with the club today again!

- LIAR!!! You've been checking with the fucking club for a fucking week! Don't lie to me, LAN HUAN!!!

- A-Cheng, where are you? I feel like your screams would chase every single person out of that excellent bar!  –  he grinned.

- DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, ASSHOLE!!!!

Lan Huan sniggered, but still held the phone a little away from his ear. 

Gao Xi crossed his legs the other way, and grinned back at him. It finally felt right! Those two were finally having serious fights! He had thought that something was very wrong in this relationship  –  it was running way too smoothly.

But now he was reassured that those two morons were just like any other two morons in love. Just like he and Kath were. Weekly. Daily.

- Sweetness, I have a dentist's appointment today too!  –  Lan Huan winked at him, and Gao Xi threw his head back and laughed out loud.

- Are you seriously expecting me to believe that, moron?! What the fuck?! Where will you be today??? Is something wrong??? What's wrong, Lan Huan???

- Ehhh, calm down, little wife!  –  Lan Xichen huffed now.  –  Why don't you believe me?!?

- Because you are an asshole!!!

- Ahhh! Do you want me to perhaps take you with me?  –  he joked now, subconsciously, lazily drawing an uneven circle around the goldsmith's address with the pen in his hand.

- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Mmmm, but love, it won't be fun! Watching me with my mouth open for an hour!  –  Lan Huan mocked now, suddenly wondering when the last time had been that he had visited a dentist indeed. He had so rarely had any health problems that any sort of doctor was just a strange animal to him.

The pause on the phone was getting longer and longer, and he sharply realized that Jiang Cheng was probably blushing, or salivating, or both.

- Honey...? Qizi...? Baby...? Wanyin...?   –  he cooed now.  –  Would you like to watch me with my mouth open for an hour, my lovely...?  –  he chanted shamelessly.

Gao Xi just rolled his eyes. This was no news.

- Yes...  -  Jiang Cheng whispered weakly over the line.

Lan Xichen bit his lips. He had to go for that ring today, there was no more delaying it!

- Honey? A-Cheng? I promise, love, tonight we'll have some fun with the boys, and then we'll go home. And once we go home... We'll... I'll...  -  he stuttered now, imagining the picture vividly in his mind.  –  I'll do as you wish...