(scene shows Kami's spaceship arriving on Planet Namek)
NARRATOR: So, after seven hundred and thirty-one grueling galactic weeks of travel—or one month if you never watched "Men in Black"—our *ahem* "heroes" have finally arrived on Planet Namek. Where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it's boring as s**t.
KRILLIN: Hey, Gohan, check it out. Blue grass. What do you think their favorite kind of music is? Huh? Huh?
GOHAN: R&B...?
KRILLIN: Huh. You're really sheltered, aren't you?
GOHAN: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me.
KRILLIN: Well... hey! We're on Namek now! Bulma, got the Dragon Radar?
BULMA: Right here! We're already picking up four Dragon Balls!
KRILLIN: See? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home!
BULMA: Hey Krillin, is that a Saiyan ship?
(A space pod is seen flying above Krillin)
KRILLIN: (notices the space pod) Huh?
GOHAN: I think I sense Vegeti.
KRILLIN: (sounding more frightened) Huh?
BULMA: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move.
KRILLIN: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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(scene shifts Vegeti's space pod landing on Namek, with Vegeti emerging from the crater and holding a scouter)
KRILLIN: (in background) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
VEGETI: Ahhh... good to be back at a hundred percent again. (puts on her scouter) Augh, I just got here and this planet's already annoying me. (sees another space pod approaching Namek) Wait a minute, is that Cui's pod? (begins to walk forward) Well, I better go take care of this.
KRILLIN: -AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (gasps for breath)
GOHAN: Ya done, Krillin?
KRILLIN: Yeah... I'm good.
FRIEZA SOLDIER 1: Hey! What's that over there?
KRILLIN: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(continues to scream in the background)FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: In the name of Frieza, we demand that you stop!
KRILLIN: -AAAAAAHHHHH! Wait, haven't I heard that name before?
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: Alright, stay where you are and we'll shoot you.
KRILLIN: Don't you mean "Or we'll shoot you?"
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: We know what we said! (fires a shot at the spaceship, with Bulma jumping out of the way)
TOILET: Nein!
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