namek saga (ch-2)

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{INFO: Y/N hair is supposed to be black but I couldn't find an exact picture with black hair so just imagine his hair is black thanks}

(scene shows Gohan and Krillin on top of a cliff, overlooking Freeza with her men and Y/N sitting in her lap interrogating a Namekian village)

KRILLIN: Alright, Gohan, keep your power level down.

GOHAN: Well I'm trying, but I can't seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.

KRILLIN: But I haven't eve-- I mean... yeah. Like me.

GOHAN: Krillin, look! The Dragon Balls!

KRILLIN: Whoa, those things are huge! AC/DC be damned. Geez. These aliens are scary. 

Especially that one in the front. Looks like a total F.A.G.

GOHAN: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. What'd you think I meant?

GOHAN: Oh, I thought you were calling her a derogatory term for homosexual.

KRILLIN: THAT THING'S A CHICK?!

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(scene shows Dodoria turning his head and looking upward, facing the direction where Krillin and Gohan are hiding)

DODORIA: Hm? What was that?

(Krillin and Gohan are seen ducking; trying not to get spotted)

KRILLIN: Um... (off-screen) Quack!

DODORIA: Oh, it's just a space duck.

Y/N: aww I wanna see the space duck

Frieza: hush Y/N the grownups are talking

Y/N: (smiles) ok

{FUN FACT: Y/N is very small for a saiyan But alter Y/N is much taller than normal Y/N that's why Frieza treats him like a child}

MOURI: Who are you?

FRIEZA: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Frieza, and we're a traveling 

improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men/women shall play a group of drunken sailors, and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaand, (covers Y/N eyes) go. (Zarbon murders two Namekians) Aaand, scene.

MOURI: What do you want from us? Why are you slaughtering our people?

FRIEZA: Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home-- what the f**k do you think I’m here for?

MOURI: ...Our trees?

FRIEZA: ...Zarbon, two or three more.

ZARBON: Two or three more?

FREEZA: Two or three more.

(Zarbon murders two more Namekians)

FRIEZA: Very good, Zarbon. See, why can't you be more like her, Dodoria?

DODORIA: Sorry. Just listening to the space duck.

KRILLIN: (off-screen) Quack! Quack!

DODORIA: What a majestic creature.

Y/N: I wanna see the space duck

DODORIA: maybe later Y/N we can go find one

Y/N: (claps) yay

FRIEZA: Now, then, all kidding aside... Where's the Dragon Ball?

MOURI: We don't have it.

FRIEZA: You know, I'd be inclined to believe you if the last village elder didn't say the exact same thing... until we killed everyone and tortured the information out of him, of course. It's the darnedest thing, too... You're beginning to remind me a lot of him.

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