(cut to Goki getting knocked down to the ground)
GOHAN: That last attack drained all of her energy. We gotta help her!
KRILLIN: You're right, Gohan. It's time to get in there and throw down!
GOHAN: Really, Krillin?
KRILLIN: Ha-ha! F**k no!
GOHAN: then will you help us Y/N
Y/N: no
GOHAN: why
Y/N: becuase she didn't tag me in
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(Cut to Goki getting knocked by a lake, her head falling into the water. Frieza is seen approaching Goku as the latter gets up and starts coughing and sputtering before Frieza grabs her by the undershirt.)
FRIEZA: Now what do you have to say for yourself, monkey?
(Goki coughs up water on Frieza's face, who proceeds to kick Goki repeatedly on the ground after a brief pause)
GOKI: Oh! Yike! Ugh! Ah! Ow! Sonofa!...
(cut to King Kai's planet)
YAMCHA: You know what? This is totally bogus.
TIEN: I'm going to do my best to ignore that you just used the word "bogus".
YAMCHA: King Kai hasn't taught us crap since we got here! And what's worse, Piccolo didn't even have to train with us. He just sat and meditated all the time.
TIEN: You're just jealous.
YAMCHA: No I'm not-- Okay, a little.
RECOOME: (faintly in the distance) Recoome...
CHIAOTZU: Hey, do you guys hear that?
RECOOME: (now more loudly) DIVE!
(Recoome crashes head first into the planet)
RECOOME: (muffled) Hello.
BOJACK: Yargh!
(Burter, Jeice, Guldo all appear above Recoome)
BURTER: I've got his left leg!
JEICE: I've got his right!
GULDO: I've got his middle! (all three of them pull Recoome out of the ground, who shakes his head)
RECOOME: Hey, what's up?
TIEN: So... are you guys--
GULDO: We're under attack! (telekinetically slams a tree into King Kai's house)
BURTER: Whoa, little quick to the trigger there, Ace.
GULDO: Sorry, I kinda lost my head there after I... lost my head.
(King Kai opens his door and walks up to the Ginyu Force)
KING KAI: Hey, I was just inside, taking a crap-- I'm old, takes me awhile-- come out, there's a tree in my living room. What's up?
YAMCHA: We were just standing around and talking about your awesome training and then these guys showed up.
CHIAOTZU: Look like a bunch of queers.
TIEN: Chiaotzu! We don't even know them. We shouldn’t make such rash judgments about--
("Tokusentai" clip plays and the four deceased Ginyu Force members make a battle pose)
TIEN: Well... we shouldn't think less of them for it.
JEICE: Good day, mates. How ya going? We're here to take control of your planet in the name of Lady Frieza. Sorry about that. (cracks his knuckles)
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{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader
FanfictionY/N had an accident when he was a child giving him a second personality that is unlike the normal him and when Frieza goes to destroy the planet she takes Y/N as hers due to her infatuation with him What happens when others sayians and humans fall i...
