(cuts to Goki flying in the sky, finally arriving on Planet Namek)
GOKI: Finally, I'm on Planet Namek.
KRILLIN: (in distance) Help uuuuussssss!
GOKI: So serene.
KRILLIN: (in distance) Oh, God, he's killing us! Heeeeeelp!
GOKI: I think I hear a duck. But this far out in space? That doesn't make any sense!
KRILLIN: (in distance) Quaaaaaaaack...
GOKI: Oh, no! That sounds like Krillin! Imma comin'! (powers up to Kaio-ken)
["SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" OPENING SEQUENCE]
(shows Burter's face on the screen along with an ad on Team Four Star soda and Spacey's, accompanied by an announcer speaking in Japanese)
(cuts to outside Frieza's ship)
FRIEZA: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way in because everybody's inbred and LOOKS THE F**KING SAME! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to her boyfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED SHANNET!
Y/N: miss Frieza
FRIEZA: (stops yelling and smiles) yes Y/N
Y/N: namekamens are those little green things right
FRIEZA: there namekians but yes what about them
Y/N: well when I was following Vegeti I landed at an area where there was 3 of them though I don't remember where
(Frieza pauses for a brief moment and then checks his scouter)
FRIEZA: Well, would you look at that? Your right Y/N good job (gives head pats while getting in her bubble car) stay with miss Ginyu sweetheart
Y/N: ok
(Frieza flies off)
CAPTAIN GINYU: wanna keep dancing
Y/N: of course (Captain Ginyu and Y/N starts dancing, with "Vouge" playing in the background)
(cuts to Burter and Jeice as they watch a red dot approaching the battlefield)
BURTER: So are we just waiting for this thing or wha--
(Goki quickly flies into the battlefield)
JEICE: Holy doolie!
BURTER: Jesus, that was fast! I-I mean not as... not as fast as me considering I'm the fastest in the... in the universe. But compared to the average person...
JEICE: We get it, mate. It's cool.
(Goki starts shaking a nearly-dead Gohan, who makes snapping noises while doing so)
GOKI: Gohan. Hey, Gohan. Gohaaaan... Gohan? (Gohan doesn't respond, with his neck limply falling down) Maybe he'll wake up if I shake him some more...
KRILLIN: Goki, just give him a Senzu!
GOKI: Oh, right. (starts getting a Senzu Bean) Eat up, Gohan.
RECOOME: Hey! Recoome was in the middle of a match, here! So how 'bout yo--
GOKI: Sir... I am talking to my son.
RECOOME: Oh, Recoome apologizes. Wait, what am I apologizing for? RECOOME'S GONNA KILL YOU!
(Gohan gets fed a Senzu Bean, making a Final Fantasy sound effect along with a green 9999 appearing over his head, and wakes up)
GOHAN: Dmom...? Mom! (clutches Goki's shirt) Oh, my God, you're here! I love you, mom!
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{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader
FanficY/N had an accident when he was a child giving him a second personality that is unlike the normal him and when Frieza goes to destroy the planet she takes Y/N as hers due to her infatuation with him What happens when others sayians and humans fall i...
