(Cuts to portanga getting summoned)
PORTANGA: what is it
GOHAN: we need someone to be revived
PORTANGA: which one of you died
GOKI: actually Vegeti was more killed than died
PORTANGA: (confused) and you want me to bring her back because
GOKI: I need my best buddy back
PORTANGA: fine (eyes flash)
(Cuts to the lookout)
VEGETI: am I alive agian....WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY
(cuts to namek)
PORTANGA: your second wish
KRILLIN: I want a girlfrie- (gets blasted)
Y/N: (whining) miss cooler you hit the space duck there sacred
COOLER: sorry sweetheart...anyway ATTENTION FOOLS I want to thank you for finding me the dragon balls
GOKI: umm do we fight her or
PICCOLO: YES (goes to attack cooler) RAAAA (gets blasted by sauza) BAAAAA
TRUNKS: Goki go help I'll get piccolo
GOKI: ok (goes to attack cooler)
Y/N: use your laser eyes
COOLER: great idea (fires laser eyes)
GOKI : oww (crashes into the river)
GOHAN: MOM (flies after her)
TEIN: guess I'll take care of this
Y/N: my turn (grabs Tien and teleports him to kame house before teleporting next to cooler) did I do good
COOLER: yep (gives headpats)
Y/N: yay I won the game
KRILLIN: um quack
Y/N: we will let you leave if you beat me in a game space duck
KRILLIN: ok what is it
Y/N: (pulls out shotgun) duck hunt
KRILLIN: AHHHH
(Y/N chases after Krillin)
COOLER: don't go to far sweetheart (looks at portunga) now give me my wish
Portunga: what is your wish
COOLER: easy it's...um wow I didn't think I'd actually get this far...hmm
(Cuts to piccolo and the cooler squadron)
PICCOLO: Okay, I think I got this one. (to Sauza) Pretty one. (to Doore) Stupid one. (to Neiz) One with weird powers.
DOORE: Oi! I appreciate that but I say I'm more handsome than pretty.
SAUZA: And my powers are not zat weird!
NEIZ: (roars)
PICCOLO: ...Okay, I take it back. You're all stupid. (removes his turban)
DOORE: Someone check the clock! 'Cause I believe it's go time! (charges and tries punching Piccolo, but all he hits is his cape)
PICCOLO: ¡Olé. (elbows Doore, sending him flying past trunks, and then starts fighting Neiz) trunks you know what to do
TRUNKS: got it find Y/N (flies off)
DOORE: I got the space bitch (chases after trunks)
PICCOLO: I meant back me up! (fires a ki blasts at Niez, who evades it by ducking his head)
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