(cut to the androids flying through a snowy landscape)
ANDROID 18: Seriously, can we speed this up? It's cold as tits up here.
ANDROID 17: You know, maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look, we'd... Oh! Oh, look! There's one! There's... (sees it's a pink van with the words "LUCKY FOODS" written on the side) Actually, second thought, we don't have to steal the first one we see...
ANDROID 18: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your welching.
ANDROID 17: Ugh, whatever. (flies down)
(cut to the owners of the van outside getting coffee)
CHUCK: So, Jones, uh, how's the wife and kids?
JONES: Still dead, Chuck. Been four months.
CHUCK: Oh... I am terrible at small talk.
JONES: Yes, you are. Huh? (notices the androids in front of the van)
ANDROID 17: (opens the back of the van) Huh... Lucky Foods. Kind of ironic.
JONES: Uh, young lady? Need you to stay out of our van!
ANDROID 17: All right, guys, we're takin' the van. (Android 16 picks up the van) No, buddy, we're gonna drive it.
ANDROID 16: Oh. (puts the van back down) Sorry.
ANDROID 17: It's cool. Now you have a place to sit.
ANDROID 16: Affirmative. (gets inside the back of the van) Shotgun.
ANDROID 17: Not quite what that means, but hey, keep tryin', man. (She gets inside the van alongside her sister and starts the engine) Bitchin'. Next stop: Casa de Goki.
ANDROID 18: How 'bout no. New clothes first, Goki's casa second.
ANDROID 17: *scoffs* siblings Am I right, 16?
ANDROID 16: Confirmed. She is your sister.
ANDROID 17: *laughs* She is... (the androids drive off)
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cut to Krillin, Trunks, zarbon, dodoria, Y/N and Tien flying in the sky)
KRILLIN: You know, I should have brought this up earlier, but we should probably move Goki before the androids get to her house.
TRUNKS: It's been pretty non-stop here, so I'm a little out of the loop. What happened to Goki?
KRILLIN: Oh, uh, she didn't take her medicine. Grape flavored. Go figure.
TRUNKS: Yeah... Go figure.
TIEN: Actually, I really need to go pick up Chiaotzu. Left him over at Kame House.
(cut to Kame House with Turtle, Master Roshi, and Oolong eating ramen)
CHIAOTZU: So, how do you like my Chashu Ramen?
OOLONG: Wow, that is frickin' tasty! What's in this?
CHIAOTZU: Little bit of saké, soy sauce, bean sprouts, (looks at Oolong) pooooooooooooooooooooor...k...
OOLONG: I'm delicious...!
MASTER ROSHI: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
(cut back to Tien and the others)
TIEN: So I'm gonna go grab him before things get... weird.
KRILLIN: Later, Tien! (Tien flies off in another direction) I can never read that guy.
(Trunks and Krillin land in front of Goki's house)
KRILLIN: Wait, before we go in, uh, I wanted to ask... You ever think that Android 18 is, uh, kind of... cute?
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{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader
FanfictionY/N had an accident when he was a child giving him a second personality that is unlike the normal him and when Frieza goes to destroy the planet she takes Y/N as hers due to her infatuation with him What happens when others sayians and humans fall i...
